I’m sick and tired of hearing people tell other people they or someone else is “gonna punch someone in the fuckin’ head”. —Me
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
Gonna punch you in the fuckin head
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I agree, they need a good kick in the arse.
I don’t think I’ve heard that one in awhile.
I’ve been saying “i’m gonna punch them in the mouth” a lot lately. This seems like it would be satisfying.
How do you feel about “kick them in the taco?”
I always found it funny when girls would say, “I am going to kick her in the box”…… That was a few years back, hehe. “I’m going to punch you in the neck” is pretty efficient as well.
Could be worse:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!”
~Full Metal Jacket
(Thanks, Ivan = p)
I heard someone threaten to stab someone in the eye with a fork recently. It was pretty funny!
In my mind Kim, there is NOTHING sexier than a woman quoting R. Lee Ermey. >; )
I use “That person needs a slap upside the head.” Mostly it refers to the dumb-ass morons on this city that end up in the paper on criminal charges.
All these years and that quote is still stuck in my head–imagery is the way to go when you want something to stick in someone’s memory.
Of course, I can’t say this to the kids who can’t seem to remember to stop trashing my yard = ).
I always laugh at the fork in the eye threat…my sister threw a fork at me when we were kids and the only thing that stopped it from sticking in my eye was the finger of my hand that shot up to protect it–I still have 4 little dots on my finger where the fork had been embedded.
How about, “I’m ‘a knock ya in the teece”?
one of my favs is from a king story “you do that again and one of us is going to the boneyard”
I’ve always preferred “I’m gonna shove my foot up your ass”.
Problem is, if I believe some internet sites, some girls like having feet shoved up their ass/taco… So…
I’ll dropkick your head off that scrawny fucking body of yours…
and I like that boneyard one. I’m so going to use that….
it was after the hubby hit the wifey with a big piece a wood…right in the kidneys…he got his…rawk
gonna beat you like a rented mule
or – like a red-headed stepchild
Mei it’s “a government mule”.
okay, so they won’t tell you next time, just beat the fuck out of ya, yep, nice scenario.
I heard ‘rented mule’ but I never heard red-headed stepchild…funny. I’m sure this can be twisted to get at my daughter’s ginger boyfriend = )
I looove the red-headed step child one…made me laugh out loud!
an old school classic : i’m gonna hit you so hard it’ll kill your whole fucking family 🙂
Are you twins, cos no one person could be that fucking stupid….
I think someone needs a good punch in the mullet
“I am going to hang you by the eyelids and kick you in the nuts until you blink”
“Gonna kick you in the ass so hard your gerbil gets a concussion”
I’m gonna wipe that face off your head, bitch
I’ll kick you in the gonads so hard you’ll be pissing up your back and playin’ in the steam
I’m not gonna smack you, I’m gonna smack your mother for having you
I’ll belt you in the taco so hard you’ll be picking pubes from your teeth
I’ll smack you so hard you’ll be looking for your lucky charms at the end of the rainbow
magically delicious!!