To the people who use dating sites: If you ain’t gonna give it up within the first few hours… you shouldn’t be using online dating sites. Everybody knows that the real reason we use ’em is to get straight up booty. Get laid. Orgasm and bail. That’s it folks. Perhaps it may turn into a relationship later… but first up… getting laid. Sure, many pretend that it is honest and wholesome… but bottom line… girl or guy, you are on there to get laid, me included. Give it up… or get off the site. —Givin’ It Up
This article appears in Jul 5-11, 2012.
CLASSY POST BRO
Get over here and bend over! Hope ya’ like getting fucked dry…
Um, GROSS! Thanks, OB, for reminding me why I don’t wanna be single. I kinda needed that right now. I just got a little bit happier in my own situation. And, BTW…your Adewsh.
Sorry, You’re Adewsh.
I was never looking to just hook up when I had a dating profile. Unfortunately, 99.9% of you use it as the booty call express lane and the rest of us that aren’t skanky, dirty or gross are left with the rest of you to content with while looking for a normal person. People like you are the main reason I’ve given up on using ant form of dating site. I’d rather be happy by myself than deal with all of the childish bullshit and teenage antics of the lot of you with little or no emotional maturity. and oh, those sores on your crotch? probably not swimmers itch…..
Is this for real?!? If it is … I’m not surprised you need to go online to find someone willing to boink you. I’m also not surprised that you’re complaining that not everyone online is willing to boink you … such a shock that someone may not want you near them since you have such a way with words.
Most yes, but I found my fiance there and he is amazing. Also, there was no booty right away either. I am sorry that you are a slimeball.
I suppose the person is right. That is the main reason why I’m on one of those sights.But,before going on a date with a guy I would tell him what to expect and not expect from me that night.After that if he wants to bail, oh well he probably was an asshole anyway.
Who’s the OB, LS or no_fool?
Why don’t you two just hook up ffs.
Boru1014 – I have rules too. Lolz – It’s kinda funny in a way, when a woman get angry when she finds out that I’m not going to jump her bones on the first date.
There’re plenty of “fuck” sites out there, why don’t you try those OB.
– Oh, you did? Got kicked off? Really?
i was never on it for that, and i even had a relationship from it. so obviously not everyone. you’re just a pig
I have yet to go on a date.
Then why are they called “dating” sites?
Why don’t you do everybody a favour OP and just surf porn. It’s cheaper.
Most women on dating sites use it to placate their on egos too. Sure, baby, your high school education and 5 kids from 7 different baby-daddies makes you totally out-of-touch to an educated professional with more money in the bank than kids in the house.
I joined this free sight with every intention to date.Joined then chickened out,haven’t left again yet. My 20+ year long marriage to a total c*nt ended almost 4 years ago.
Yes I have just a high school ed,1-22 year old son, but consentual sex with 3 men in my 45 years does not make me a whore.As far as the ed.professional with more money in the bank than kids in the house?
yep, that would be the only reason. another is to suck you into paying a lot of cash out for nothing.these sites should all be shut the hell down.
i tried one a few years ago, just to see who, or what might answer me. i got stuck with a bitch from hell. put up with the insane shit for almost 2 years. why that long? she was a realy good lay, and a blowjob, to well, blow your mind. fuck, i gotta go to bed, long drive again today.
when and where, boru?
Was that Debbie or Sherry? Or is this a new one? Lemme guess her name… Tina?
‘bitch from hell’
name: Tina
pronounced: Thina… (2 front teeth missing)
talents: “she was a realy(sic) good lay, and a blowjob, to well, blow your mind. fuck”
ya don’t say?
YOU DON’T SAY?!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mjikkccb1…
I have a feeling this ‘boru’ person is another Sucks creation…. Sounds like that ‘love’ boru commented on was targeted towards sucks (by Sucks)
Sadly, there are many people on dating sites for just this reason, which is a major contributor to the thriving genital fungus population.
Wrap it or whack it.
No glove no love.
AIDs.
…no glove no love.
http://i.imgur.com/lgToU.jpg
if you have run out, would a surgical glove work very well?
could it still be ‘re-purposed’ a further 4 times?
wonder how the powder in those things would… affect… things…
maybe an empty chip bag instead?
or would the crinkling sound turn you ladies off?
ooo, on second thought, the vinegar may have adverse effects… I’d better turn it inside out… 🙂 not my problem.
I don’t know I forget,it’s been so long.
Maybe we could roll up the rim to win.
Quality is better than quanity.Is my belief anyway.
I do like honey.
I’m sure a surgical glove would work if your junk is teeny tiny. There’s no powder in them anymore, though. And they’re not latex, either, and latex provides the best protection.
Ask Biscuit about subway bags and that time I got subjected to a three way msn convo with him and another friend who decided a subway bag would make a good condom for sex in msvu’s library stacks.
I fucking love that fucker.
If a guy’s junk is too small, quantity is more important than quality.
A woman needs to feel something.
It wouldn’t be gratifying for a woman to go down on a guy with a penis the size of a canned weiner.
If sex feels like you just threw a hotdog down a hallway,it would simply be no good at all.
Some men say it’s not what you have but how you use it.
Those must’ve had small ones.
You don’t have to hit enter after every sentence.
xox
just popped in to reread some of this shit. nope kitty, boru isn’t me, or no_fool. and i guess no_fool already has a man. thanks for thinking of me tho. nope, boru is deffinately not moi, but maybe we should meet up sometime. i’m a bit old(62), but the fire still burns hotter than hell, and i can be a devil sometimes. if you know my email, hit me up sometime, if you are not in a relationship, i don’t play with other dudes pretties.
but i’m not in halisux right now, and might be two more weeks before i get back. i’m going to bed now, been a lonnnnng day.
Heh, Sucks ain’t down wif OPP.
I thought I was the oldest regular at the tender age of 59…..I was wrong apparently.
hmm, should i believe you this time? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yCdlctOY6FA/T8F3…
what a fucking weiner…must be a high school kid..you are just scaring the girls off the site dude by sending fake pics of abs and dicks…get off the sites and go find some skeezy pothead walking around town and take her home…
I’m no writer that’s for sure. 😛