Hey you, the girl who saved me from having a total meltdown in the front row at The Bump: I hope you see this and find a way to connect. You hella cute, if I wasn’t in the middle of having a meltdown, I woulda totally asked you for your number… so if you see this…let’s find a way to connect!
—PolyUnicorn
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2019.