Overheard in a popular gentrified neighbourhood of Halifax, in a hip new shop for privileged folks to splurge on novelty items:
Server: “White or whole wheat bread?”
Dumb white girl decked out in Artizia and Lululemon: “Um, I’ll go ghetto today and get white bread”
Ummm excuse me?
—Done with Halifax

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  1. She said, “I’ll go ghetto today and get white bread”. Learn to listen and comprehend you insufferable plebe.

  2. But what is “ghetto bread”? Is that just a slang term for white bread? I’ve heard a lot of things before but never that phrase, or “I’ll go ghetto and get white bread”, either. I’ll go search it up on Urban Dictionary, I guess.

  3. My comment was directed at OB, not you Jeff Jeff. I was making fun of them for getting offended that a white girl said the word ghetto. I have no idea what ghetto bread is but I know the sounds people make when they’re walking around with a stick up their arse.

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