It perplexes me that we got on the topic of toilets more than once, but for the love of God, it’s pronounced ‘toy-let’ , not ‘tah-lut’. I’m developing a tick from flinching everytime I hear or think of you saying it..
—A
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.


Accent police!
Fuck yeah!
Tha’s juss tha Maratimer way, bud! Better get used to it if yer gonna be livin’ here I’m tellin’ ya. We’ll get RIGHT mad if you keep carryin’ on about it.
No…no…no…..that would be RIGHT SOME mad!
or in Smee’s case……..RIGHT SOME FUCKING mad!
C’mon everyone knows it’s pronounced tur-lit. I know cause Archie Bunker says so.
OB, where were you years ago when that Brimley chap was going around telling people with diabeetus how to get testing supplies? Now half the world thinks it’s pronounced diabeetus.
So call it a ‘shit sucker’ instead.
samiches and pasghetti are my favourite maritime lunches. I was it down with Beep! fruit drink.
Cranky FYI it’s sangitches 😛
tur-lit is the correct term also jebus and chowda and it is samiches
Banana Republic has some nice karky pants.
I like to relax on my chesterfield in front of the fireplace but my chimley needs to be cleaned.
Walmark has some good deals on, but I’m saving up for a trip to Chicargo.
It sure is noice out.
Wija-dija: “Ya brought yer wife wija-dija?”
Y’etyet: “I’m getting hungry. Y’etyet?”
Never Wrong: it’s “j’eetjet?” followed by “na, twerly tw’eet”.
I’m sure we could clear up all of this pronunciation debate with a quick trip to our local libary.
libeery, and they have free commuters which is noice
Swist Chalet in Chicargo is some tastey too.
At work we call it the pisser, except of course when you have to go to the shitter .
I don’t see a pronunciation problem with either of those.
At my old job, people called in with problems with their “Sony Erection/Eraser/Excursion” phones on a regular basis.
My parents have a kickin “hi-fi” in the rec room.
Lab-stir anyone?
do you like dags what? dags do you like dags oh you mean dogs i hate fuckin pikeys
don’t forget the lawndmower for when the grass gits too tall. That’s a good idear.
Romeo romeo, where am ya son?
Am ovah heah.
Stay where yir too and I’ll come at ya.
didja git yir skin frum her or wha?
I don’t understand why Presbyterians have their own crosswalk or why Protestants go to church (the bible says not to sell your body for sex). Its not far, thats fur sure.
giv over she be dumb as me arse
When I was a young feller I used ta live down on da sout shoar, ’round Bridgewadda.
Itidn’t fur? Ain’t fur? Dat’s fur shore.
Just come onta ‘er and giv’er some gas!
twernt nothin…please stop i canna breathe
Yee-ah old son, I usta liv down barrin’ton way, not as fah as shag hahbah but we learnt to speak it after awhal.
We h’aint got no scallops, wha?
she be aright some beaut aint she
Buhp-buh!! Giv’r ninedy eh-wha!
Ah, Barrin’ton…the only word in the English language with 1.5 syllables. And the accent didn’t get any better on Cape Island. My best friend’s mom used to date a guy from Cape Island and I could never understand him. It might have helped if he had teeth.
she’s a bugger to go…help me i can’t stop…twernt nothin…by jesus its cold as a witches tit
One of me favs: tree and a turd
If y’caint chew it, gummick.
those labstirs were right some jeslus good eh me son…help me
Jesus God what have a I started here ? haha. May as well join then… ever hear the expression ‘glib’ ?
I’d like to know how the hell you’re supposed to know what to say when you’re going…
up to ____________
down to __________
over to___________
Paingirl?
Prison aint’ so bad. You can make sangria in the tur’let.
crickey i dunno my brain is becoming right some mushy
Geez, can we kill this one already?? The massive line of caps is a fucking eyesore.
Whale oil beef hooked!
Dang, my towel is still sopping wet.
I bard some caffee from ma bahs a cupla munts ago, never gave it back. I bleee I’ll be did on Monday
Lard Jaysus what’d I begin ‘ere? This is gettin’ some fuckin’ comical I tell ya!
Jesus on a hot plate or jesus mary and joseph are my faves but then I just now remembered my da saying ‘jumping jesus’ a lot