To the asshole driving up chebucto rd on saturday who yelled to me to put a bra on, My tits were covered asshole! Who the hell are you to say I or any woman should wear a bra? As long as my tits are covered, what is to you? you don’t like it, don’t look! I like the freedom of not wearing a bra, especially in this hot weather. Besides, the tight elastic and wire underlining that the male designers call “support” cuts off circulation and the sweat that gathers underneath the tits in this heat chafes my skin! Why should I inconvenience myself based on your stereotypical views? Times are changing asshole! women should be allowed more freedom with their bodies and not be expected to live uncomfortably because it “looks better”. Maybe you should remove your jock strap and let your balls drag freely on the ground. It might get the circulation back into your penis and cure your impotence!
This article appears in Jul 24-30, 2008.
Earth mother.
He probably thought he was flirting with you.
Boob, let me be perfectly clear about this… You dont have to wear a bra if you dont want to… You wouldn’t even have to wear a top at all if I was mayor of this backwater burg…Don’t let the words and actions of one demented mind make you believe any different than this… Most guys like tits, we like them, we really do…
Yeah and if you think me using the word tits is uptight and out of site… out there, you should check out the OTHER thread…In fact for supper tonite, I think I’m gonna have me some SNAPPER…
Seems things have quieted down. GingKay must be off with her womyn’s group examining her pudenda in a mirror while doing Kegels and thinking positive thoughts to get the collagen back in there. Like her unfettered tits I’m pretty sure things could use a lift.
Wait I mean AliKay, since Gingy has a New Attitude™
ahem to this bitch! bras and summer together suck. I, as one of the small boobed brethren (we’re going to make t-shirts), regularly shun a bra…and regularly I get the raised eyebrow from my boss. in a causal office and when I make sure the girls are covered and in a shirt that provides support in and of itself so it’s not nipples on parade…….people need to lighten up. I for one am FAR more offended by the parade of man-bossums that saunter out and about htis time of year. at least mine aren’t covered in hair, thanks very much.
What would assholes do without cars? I had someone yell “nice tits bitch” at me the other day when I was walking down the street with my kid and two of his friends. It was one of those insanely hot and humid days and I was wearing a tanktop, just like hundreds of others downtown. I also had a guy come up to me the next day and ask me if they were “real”, while I was out for coffee with one of my bosses. Then two days after that I had a woman tell me that what I was wearing was inappropriate for being around children. I was wearing a TSHIRT! Do people actually expect me to wear a friggin burka when it’s 30+ degrees out? People are fucked up when it comes to breasts. Grrrr…Don’t let others dictate what you should do with your own body. If you aren’t hurting anyone, then you’re almost always doing the right thing.
Jammie: “Like her unfettered tits I’m pretty sure things could use a lift”What the FUCK are you talking about?
I was talking about a see you next Tuesday. 😀
You know, I’m usually for the underdog in society, free thinking and all that but, because I’ve lived in Ontario where the law allows women to go topless, I’m extremely grateful to NOT have to see rolls of fat caked in sweat and monster nipples just hanging out there and, OP, I’m not sure a thin T is much different from the flesh sandwich I just described… EEEyyyyyuuuoooowwwwIt’s one thing to see the flesh of fit and healthy people, inspiring even, but if you got monster tits that are real then you’ve got a monster ass to match. Decidedly unattractive and most repulsing. For the sake of my kids, please dress appropriately enough so I don’t have to explain how the woman is NOT dressed to be in public. Yuck. Gross.
Agree on that one. Unfortunately it tends to be the mega boob and monster ass types who want to show it off most. And ruin it for everyone else.
I think the rule should just be dress appropriately for your size, shape, and the weather. So yeah, I can go braless- but Double D Debbie probably should put a bra on so her nipples don’t touch her toenails……same goes for the fat thing, if your ass looks like two pigs in a bag fighting, you PROBABLY shouldn’t be wearing a mini skirt- not because I’m offended by it, but because you simply don’t look good. and doesn’t everyone just basically want to look good?ps I have this gut instinct to reverse my opinion just becuase Lilac agreed…I’m fighting that….
It’s true, he’s not. I’ve never in my life seen anything like that. You can’t help but stare.
Are you guys talking about the older black woman who sits out on the step, whose chest pretty much engulfs her entire torso and actually rests on her outer thighs when she is seated?
I have never seen her seated, but I have seen her walking a few times..God love her..
Oh yeah, she sits out there on the stoop fairly often. At first you think she’s just really fat… but then…you realize that yes she is short n kinda chunky… but… jeezus… is that what I think it is?… oh my god it is… I mean it is not pretty, guys, not pretty at all, but it is hard to take your eyes away.
oh I’m sure someone thinks it’s pretty………probablyt he same people who enjoy amputee porn or whatever, but still.
Jupiter and Saturn
So I was thinking that she would probably qualify for the free $7K reduction surgery… But of course I have no idea what is her BMI.. If it counts for anything I think her TMI (Tit Mass Index) would be about a hundred gazillion… Right off the charts..!!!
Jenny Craig would be cheaper
Does Jenny Craig do breast reduction surgery??? If so does she take MSI..??? Because let me tell you this lady does not appear to need to go on a diet or to go to the gym…
The way you’re talking they sound unreal so maybe they are unreal?All I know for sure is when I lose weight, despite a focussed workout, I lose it from the tits first 🙁
Maybe we ARE talking about a different woman Floyd. This one is most definitely overweight. But the breasts overwhelm everything else.
Tank tops with built in shelf bras. Super comfortable, yet supportive enough for those of us who don’t have overly large breasts.God bless the shelf bra.
Shelf bra tank tops suck for big boobs, makes it look like I have 4 tits……anyone know how much it costs for a reduction?
shelf bra tank tops are god. love them. they form a large portion of my wardrobe.I think a reduction is actually more costly than a boob job
MSI will cover a breast reduction, provided you meet the following criteria:You must need at least 500 grams of tissue removed from each breast.You must have a body mass index of 27 or less.A doctor must certify that you have experienced negative side-effects (i.e. neck pain, back pain)Otherwise, you’re on the hook for $5-7,000.
Breast reduction – phhhhtttt – I just talked to someone recently that was like two pounds over the BMI of 27 and was refused, after breaking her ass for over a year to lose the weight. Personally, I’d love to have mine sliced and diced to start up a Boob Bank for all those poor little waifs with sagging fried eggs nailed to their chests.
Saggy fried eggs nailed to there chests???Thats fucking gross
Your want your tits sliced and diced then donated to little waifs with Saggy fried eggs nailed to there chests???I dont know what crazy world made of food you live in, but , thats fucking gross
Grosse over posting, Gross
Does anyone know if there is a new sporting goods on gottingen street..???I recently saw a small woman there who appeared as though she had just shoplifted two basketballs,,, under the front of her jacket… No kidding.. Now THAT’s genetics…!!!
sporting goods STORE. duh
HA! I know exactly who you are talking about, I see her all the time. I don’t know how she even moves.
Floyd darling, that was me- and I’d thank you not to oogle next time. They’re more cantaloupe than basketball, though quite buoyant.
I’d also thank you not to attempt a game of “Tune in Tokyo” if you know what’s good for you.
Not cantaloupes, they’re two small.. These are fucking basketballs. Ask yourmom… She knows I am NOT making this up…
Maybe that was her posting a few days ago under the handlezZz