I’m a very open person and on a few occasions at work, I have told some co-workers details of my sex life with my boyfriend. You overheard a conversation I was having with one of our co-workers. I was talking about an amazing sex toy we use together when we’re fucking and how it gets me off every time, along with how good my boyfriend’s skills were. You pipe in, saying “And he wastes them on you. What a shame!” Like, what the fuck! When I asked you what the friggin hell you meant by that, you tell me my boyfriend is out of my league and should be utilizing his bedroom skills on a chick with more going for her! JEALOUS MUCH? Gee, I’m so sorry you don’t have a man of your own and spend your nights all alone with your vibrator. Then again, I don’t think you have a vibrator because if you had your own orgasms, maybe you wouldn’t be so bitchy 24/7! You are miserable and bitter! —You Must Really Need To Get Laid
This article appears in Jul 19-25, 2012.
I hate when people talk about their sex lives at work. Be a little more professional.
http://files.sharenator.com/1_I_Dont_Want_…
Amazing new sex toy? You must mean the Godzillator:
http://www.16bit.com/toypics/godzilla/godz…
Do you also discuss your menstrual cycle or the colour of your bf’s shit?
Jesus Murphy! I’m all for mind-blowing sex but there are SOME things that don’t need to be discussed in the workplace and the sordid details of every thrust, grunt and groan of your sex life is one of them.
And if you’re discussing it loud enough that others can overhear, you’re doing it wrong. Contrary to what you might think, not everyone cares to hear that shit. Save it for after work or be a little more discreet about it. Have some respect for your co-workers and if you can’t, at least have some respect for yourself.
do you think your boyfriend likes you talking about that shit to other people?
man… gossip girls are the worst.
If I had to hear that shit while I’m trying to work, I’d be bitchy too…
It’s bad enough I’ve got a guy that whistles behind me and a geezer that farts all the time in front of me.
Vastie hits it right on the head, again.
You’re not being cool, edgy, sexy, or anything positive when you talk about you private sex life at work or near people who would rather not hear about it.
You’re being a POS exhibitionist who deserves to be told how inapropriate you are.
Wow.
A *vibrator*?!
you are SO cutting edge with your sex life.
(eye roll)
Wp
You should make some friends. Don’t you have a “bestie” you can share these details with? Cause if you do, that’s the person you talk to about your sexual escapades, over a bottle of wine, if at all. It is not remotely close to appropriate behavior in the workplace. Grow up.
whats wrong with talking about sex at work? its not like its s super taboo topic.
Some pig at my work was showing co-workers a video her “fuck buddy” took of her sucking him off (supposedly unbeknownst to her) but she found it, sent it to her phone and then visually assaulted her weary coulleauges who were just waiting to punch out and go the fuck home. The workplace is no place for sex talk. “I had a great night last night *wink wink*” should be as graphic as it gets. I hope you get home from work sometime soon to see this “jealous bitch” riding your man. If hes so good you really should share the wealth.
There is so much “ewwwwwwww” here it isn’t even funny.
And even if you ARE friends with someone at work, don’t discuss that shit on company time.
Who knows who’s going to overhear?
I can assure you too that your friends probably don’t want the graphic details of your sex life either.
Keep is classy ffs and keep it between you and your partner. How would YOU like it if you knew your partner was going around spilling on the most intimate details of your sex life?
I know I’d feel skeezed out.
If a co-worker tell you that your sexualy explicit stories bother them, by law you must stop.
Telling stories and/or showing movies/pics of a sexual nature in the workplace, is sexual harassment.
Keepin ‘ere classy there OB.Maybe BF is not so skilled ,I mean you do need the extra utensil .Give it a few months girl,you’ll be on here bitching about how both BF and the 2 liter pop bottle and mentos both lost there fizz.
This is just one more reason why I don’t work with women. I’d be shoving a Turbo Tub Clam Jammer up OP’s nose and turning it up to ‘puree’.
Can’t I hear the cries of SEXUAL HARASSMENT etc if a MAN was talking about his sexual performance and the tools involved loud enough to be heard, the HR staffer would have the pink slip already typed up.
LMAO @ “Clam Jammer”
(Bows in awe and reverence of TTFN.)
Fucking brilliant!
patent pending
This seems to me like another joyous ‘troll bitch.’ I find is a little hard to believe that any woman would be this raunchy and explicit in the workplace and see nothing wrong with it and even question why others would be offended. But… anything is possible…
*it
People are saying it’s inappropriate and harassment Arthur. But go on, continue to be jealous of women “hogging” the sexual assault limelight.
this one’s for you mel http://i.imgur.com/y0w98.jpg
Why is it that when someone’s uncomfortable with talking about sex at work, or on the bus, or on message board, or wherever, really, the big comeback is “YOU NEED TO GET LAID! OMG!”?
I have no problem talking about sex. I’m a very open person, but I keep my personal details private and I recognize the concept of “there’s a time and a place”… I really don’t see how that makes one in desperate need of “getting laid.” That comeback is just stupid, and so is your handle, OB.
I think it’s presumptuous for you to assume she’s jealous. She might be getting her back blown out at home too, but maybe she has enough class to keep her personal sex life behind closed doors. Sounds to me like her little dig was her way of giving you a necessary dose of STFU! Very childish to put you and your man’s business on the street like that. Maybe the co-worker’s comment wasn’t far from the truth?
good use for company stapler – shut her flappin’ mouth. Just the fact she used the word ‘amazing’ indicates she makes up her sexploits. she ain’t open, she’s desperate for attention. (yawn)
and while we’re on topic of ‘amazing’ how can anyone call a couch (coach hahahah) amazing in a kijiji ad? what does it do besides cradle your arse?
There is an excellent mind zone you can place yourself in where pretty much anything your co-workers do or say is amusing. I just smile and nod; less things bother you that way.
the smile and nod is a good route. couches aren’t amazing but chesterfields are^^
Um, maybe you were just told what everyone in the workplace was thinking. No one gives a shit that you’re getting laid. Maybe you think your man’s skills are so good, but maybe he doesn’t think the same about yours, hence the use of the toy. I hope he leaves you for the woman you’re bitching about.
so big deal, you bang every night. so also big deal, your bf gets you off. wow, talk about an earth shattering concept. if the guy is any good at all, and you are remotely human, of course you will get off. and some girls like to pretend their vibros are guys. maybe this is the case, and other chick has an inkling of it.
either that, or these two belong in a fucking cage and not fucked for 6 months. then let out at the dome. fuck, i would pay to see that. then again, maybe they would just do each other, and find that they don’t need a man.
but either way, workplace nono talky bout sexy. bedroom okie dokie for talky sexy. can you just picture the queen saying to philip, “dear, run along and get me the king sized vibrator tonight, i feel like a massive cunt”. old liz would probly be better than some of the trash that you see on telly methinks.
and pics and vids at work, oh no, we can’t have that now, except on the bitch site. that’s the only time it is okay to use company time. but irregardless, to each their own silly little life. if you got it, use it, if not, hide it away from public o.p.
Translator!
Wp
it means that she is a big mouth douche. can you get that concept. fuck, people are dumb, you want a fucking map too. she is a douche, that has a bf named dil do, and she bitches about other people, yeahhhhhh.
If we changed a few words from the sexual and inserted a few religious words like God, Jesus, Hell etc – then watch the venom and a hearty dose of STFU
“… if you had your own orgasms, maybe you wouldn’t be so bitchy 24/7! You are miserable and bitter!” Why do ppl ALWAYS jump to that conclusion … ? Can you not construct another argument? Good grief.
P.S explicit details in the work place is just not professional. JGoreham is right.
Lol’d
Wp
“explicit details in the work place is just not professional. JGoreham is right.”
Unless you’re a sexphone call center employee, in which case it’s part of the job description I guess.
is her name brenda dunphy?
Here’e her FB pic
http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500…
Seeing as most service workers ( & I said
most not all ) aren’t professional in any way shape or form .
I don’t see what so wrong about the sharing of her sexual fantasy’s. Isn’t it at all possible that for the first time with any partner she’s ever had …this time the OB has fucked someone who has gotten her off !
No wonder her mind is blown away & she can’t help sharing it ! ! ! First time ever getting off with out masterbating ! That’s big !
Look ma ,no hands,,,,,,,,,,,
You , OP, are nasty. Keep your bedroom life to yourself, nobody wants to hear it! As a matter of fact, I find it, and you, REE-PUL-sive.
Why why why do some people feel it necessary to share that they got fucked???
Believe me when I tell you, we ALL get fucked, we have all loved it and you have nothing special, my Dear. A cunt, a willing cock and your big fucking mouth to yack about it afterwards.
I wonder if your “boyfriend” is telling his coworkers how tight your asshole used to be? How willing you are to swallow his cum? You nasty little whore, this is what people see when you talk about spreading your legs open. I really didn’t want to think of you like that. I’m basically a nice girl.
Fuck off.
nice girl, i just bet you are.
Andrew Dice Clay made a mediocre career out of talking about sex.At times he got pretty raunchy.
WHAT IS A “PROFESSIONAL”?
: jgorham (07/24, 9:17AM)
“Be a little more professional.”
: Donk (7:13PM)
“PS: explicit details in the workplace is just not professional.”
But what do you mean by “professional”? Does the bitcher belong to a profession? Which one? The Canadian Medical Association, the Bar Association, for example? Or is any sort of paid work one does a profession and therefore the one who does it is a “professional”? Does the expression “a professional garbageman” make sense? Or is the expression a meaningless, empty concept, something the author George Orwell called “an empty, flapping limb.”
Are the commenters simply wagging their empty, flapping limbs?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
The other gal doesn’t sound jealous at all, OB. Instead she sounds like a prize compared to you.