There’s nothing I hate more. Every fucking holiday, I get woken up out of a dead sleep by the loudest noise ever! Did a war break out? Gunshots outside my bedroom window? No, it’s the lame fucking fireworks again, ruining our environment with black clouds of smoke and disturbing the peace. This is midnight – people are alseep. The elderly, children, and normal people are in bed. After being woken up from a dead sleep at midnight — after a series of loud explosion noises, that made the pets cower under the bed and run for the closet. After about 20 minutes of this heart thudding, anxiety inducing racket, there was silence again. The pets tentatively retreated from their hiding positions with saucer eyes and we all fell back alseep finally. Only to be woken again at about 1:00 Am from another round of fucking fireworks that continued for another 20 minutes straight. You fucking bunch of drunks got nothing better to do? Go the hell home and go to bed, and grow the fuck up. Like, oooh! ahhh! a fucking light show in the sky. Get over it already, losers. Stupid fireworks suck and so do you. People need their rest. It hurts the environment, it scares the shit out of people, babies and pets. Could give elderly a heart attack. This town and it’s stupid traditions make me sick! Fuck ya’ll!
—Nerves are shot, now I’m up!
This article appears in Dec 20, 2018 – Jan 2, 2019.
Lol. It’s fucking New Years Eve. Let the people celebrate. Did someone piss in your cheerios or is your heart a black fucking hole from which no fun can ever escape.
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Earplugs. Xanax. Booze. THC gummies.
I agree. I have PTSD, when the fireworks set off I’m in panic. I cry, I curl up and hyperventilate. I’m jumpy and irritable for days after. Show some compassion and get rid of them.
Four hours of rando works – not great for my dog.
Let’s also ban kids running and laughing in the streets – who cares about their childhood? They’re making noise! Let’s also ban anybody who likes to sing in public, any outdoor concert and sporting event, or all other noisy/flashy things that bring a little joy to our lives.
Or you could just wear earplugs and keep your rant to yourself.
Oooh aren’t you just a fucken ray of sunshine! Kick any dogs or cats lately you fucken psycho? Ear plugs fucker…ear plugs and a joint….