You three were totally hot on Friday night at a certain downtown establishment. Him: handsome, charismatic and in charge, but not in a gross way. Her: beautiful, sweet and nervous. After your magic third showed up (perky, bubbly, curly) listening to you three saved me from dying of boredom with my night that didn’t go so well. You couldn’t keep your hands off each other and you were so clearly all going to get it on when you left there, I almost got up and volunteered!
—Wish I Was At Your Table!
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2019.
How do super creepy loves like this make it to post? If it was something like “Wow, that couple is so hot and into each other, I wish I was going home with them as their third!”, we’d never be reading it. Do you think poly folks are more into creeps ogling them at bars and like, masturbating under the table? I doubt it.
@bucca
Prude
I’m not, actually. Are you the OP? Did I out you?