Just because you have someone in your friends list on Facebook doesn’t mean they’re your friend. —!
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.

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Just because you have someone in your friends list on Facebook doesn’t mean they’re your friend. —!
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
33 Comments
Is this a bitch or a whine or a facebook disclaimer or a revelation?
I need to know because I have 1,236 friends on facebook and if they really aren’t my friends then I want to know why they “friended” me.
I hate to think it’s all about my photo albums of nudes.
Duh.
Y..you mean John Cleese really isn’t my friend?? (Bottom lip trembles to the beat of coconuts)
But try removing a Facebook friend and no matter how out of touch you are with them, there will be a shitstorm of anger and hurt feelings.
yea they’re all pissy pants if you de-f them but you try and talk to somebody you know so-so and now you’re a creeper wtf
I have Art “One Glove” Jimmerson and Fred Ettish on mine!
Muthafuckin’ tizzight.
I’m friends with Amanda Lang and Cindy Day. Mrweooow.
I used to have something like 2 or 3 hundred friends on my list, and I cut it down to like 70. I don’t care if these people are offended because we don’t talk to each other anyway :P! And now my news feed is filled with only people that are actually my friends and that I talk to.
f.b. is the biggest crock of shit going lately. everyday, the site keeps fucking up more and more.
If you don’t like someone, or don’t know them then delete them, and ignore them
There’s also a nifty lil block setting, PLUS you can change your provicy settings to have you profile locked down like fort knox
Duh!!!
melectric: I pared down my list from 500 and something to 40 about a year and a half ago. Why keep people on your list you don’t care about? Especially when they’re just junking up your newsfeed with crap you don’t care about anyway?
Yeah Kitty… like Farmville updates. No one cares how much corn you picked or if your virtual cow gave birth!
So Lady Gaga doesn’t truly have 10 million friends? Who’d have known.
Ahh Lady Gaga – the face that launched a thousand breakfasts.
literally…. I throw up when I see her.
Sounds like one party is an obvious sociopath. Lets study the friend lists.
not really on target (never stopped me before) but I believe the sign of the apocalypse is upon us ; front page of the Toronto Sun today : Shania Twain is first choice for American Idol ; who the fuck cares that much that it’s front page news !
you just bought it to look at the sunshine slut…apologies to the sun
actually i didn’t buy it all; just saw in the box 🙂 (if i want to look at sluts omg have you seen some of the shit on the web oh my) 😉
naughty martym!
i have the grey visage on fb, and i never post anything. sorry guys especially the original groupie xo
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I SAID IF I wanted to see sluts ; which I certainly do not as I find them vulgar and demeaning to my delicate personage 🙂
I swear I’m personal friends with lady gaga.
“delicate personage” lol
I didn’t know lady gaga had friends sodey.
Well martym, at least some of them are professional sluts. They may even be unionized, who knows.
Art Jimmerson is totally my good bud. I even got an invite to his own personal fan group!
We should start a 6 degrees of separation game or something. I do have a CD jacket autographed by Alex Cuba that says “with all my love”…does that mean I can claim I am his secret lover? lol
in halifax there is .33333333 degrees of separation
Trying to visualize .33333333 degrees of separation…wait…if the degree is less than one, doesn’t that mean there is an overlap? As in a threesome?
teehee, yay the cute wittle gnome has returned. there really is no degree of separation in this little duchy we call home
My profile pic was me and my boy Donny puppy love Osmond; I’ve met alot of celebs catering and cooking 🙂
Why have them there..if they’re not your friend?