Motorcyclists: Have you ever heard the axiom,”Big noise = little penis”? It’s amazing how one person making a shitload of noise can turn a nice demeanour into some mental sludge that just won’t purge. It’s bad enough all the ambulances have to drive through the centre of the city to get to their destination, the difference being that their noise is necessary. Take me home, country roads. —Relocated Rural
This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2018.
My bikes noise is completely necessary.. It pisses off precious snowflakes like yourself! Which makes me soooo happyyyy 🙂
If you don’t like the noisy city, then go away somewhere where is nobody to bother you!