Some of us don’t have a lot of time—especially to enjoy a walk. I treasure the time I get to do so with my dog on a popular trail. what do I find at my fave spot to just chill out and look at…a mattress in the water and other random garbage!? Way to ruin my rainy day! I envy the time you have to be such a mindless goof. The one thing that makes my day was ruined so thanks to whoever thought that was a fun idea. —The Girl Who Is Cranky
This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2017.


If random garbage is all that upsets your life then my dear cranky girl, you are privileged. Merry Christmas.
Really, you would be on anti-depressants if you ever left the city and walked down any random gravel road in the district. They’re chockers with garbage from people who don’t feel like being raped at the recycle depots.
Clean it up