I was waiting in line at checkout right behind you. I saw the container of chocolate name-brand ice cream with your stuff and I said “Man, that stuff is so good isn’t it?” Which started a brief conversation about how good that ice cream is and the insane amounts of it we go through.
Then I kinda zoned out into my own world while the cashier rang in your groceries. Next thing I know, the cashier hands me the container of ice cream and said “that guy said to give this to you.” After a few moments of complete confusion, I realized how absolutely nice of you it was to just give your ice cream to some random dude behind you. I also realized you were pretty cute too. That really made my night man! Wish I could’ve thanked you!
—Guy that likes name-brand ice cream
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2018.