Okay I get it. Our sidewalks are bullshit, blah blah six o’clock news, but when it comes to picking up the poop, most of us dog owners are creating new yoga poses over snow banks in order to be good citizens and pick up. So, when I see a chunk of snow atop a poop it irritates me: If you are gonna be jack ass and not pick up, fine. But don’t try and be crafty about it.
—Just being a poophead
This article appears in Mar 7-13, 2019.
I have bad vision and can’t see the ground very well. Nothing pisses me off more than entitled idiots who refuse to be decent and cleaning up after their animal. If you choose to own a dog, it’s your responsibility to clean up after it, and it’s pure selfishness and laziness to refuse. To everybody in Halifax who makes the effort to clean up after their pets, thank you. The world needs more responsible citizens like you.
“New yoga poses” pfft.. bend, stretch, use your body, it’s not that difficult if you are ABLE
“Snow atop a poop” never seen in my many years of life