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Stop coming every two weeks. Just. Stop. And while you’re at it, stop sticking around for almost a month at a time. It’s really starting to get annoying, and I would like to have sex again at some point. Please stop being an asshole. —Aunt Flo’s niece
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.
19 Comments
Auntie Post-Menopause is soooo much nicer. When she slaps ya across the ovaries, it comes out as a hot flash.
http://movie.masjo.com/images/crimson-tide…
One sequel I’m gonna skip.
just be lucky you are having one o.p., if you got preggers, then it wouldn’t happen for awhile. i’m not saying to get knocked up, but stress is a bitch on that thing too. or so i have heard.
but enough blood and gore, rag time, and nooky can be real fun, and water cleans up everything.
am i gross, no, just always horny. and how is your day going so far people. mine started off without a bang.
Doing good for a Monday Lifer. My bus ride through the Darkside didn’t involve any bangs either.
Do people have to tell us all about their periods? do you want me to tell you how much my arse bleeds? or how the cat refuses to bite my feet because of all the dead smelly skin? please, keep it in your pants.
I just want to say I was pregnant in ’10 and just got the present when it was almost a year without it. And I enjoyed not having it for that long… But like not being pregnant more.
OP, Go to the doctor!
PermaPeriod
Are you on the pill, OP? Sometimes that’s the only way to regulate your period…perhaps trying that might help?
Any guys out there with a good smegma story?
Yes. It involves a pack of Breton Crackers and a meeting of the Quintillian Society in the Manning Room of Alexandra Hall, winter 1982, but I’m sworn to secrecy until all of the participants, save moi, have expired.
HA!
I can totally see why someone would bitch about this…if *I* got my period every two weeks and it lasted for a frigging month…yeah I’d wanna bitch about it too!
Have a Novasure done. Worked for me.
Novasure is only for those who are finished child bearing, fyi, Bon.
You need to go see your doctor, OP. It could be that you have uterine fibroid tumors. Most are benign so don’t worry, but please get yourself checked. Good Luck.
there are plenty of sexual options you can partake in that doesnt include the yucky blood….or you can actually try having sex with during, just get a black towel. believe it or not, its not as bad as one would think. there are always options that doesnt have to reduce you to nothing but vanilla sex.
If I were you, I would go to the doctor OP. It could be nothing or it could be something but either way, the doctor can help you with it!
Anglo, people sometimes post about others shitting on bathroom walls and rubbing it around..they can write about whatever, it’s the bitch section after all..can’t handle a little period talk? keep scrolling down..don’t read the whole entry..and just..don’t…comment! ta-da!!! LIFE IS HARD!
Agree with the other comments. GO TO THE DOCTOR!
It might be a bit embarrassing but you might be able to find the cause of this. It does not sound normal.