Stop using the croaky voice! You people who use it sound like you’re on your deathbed. It’s like someone is pulling the words out of your mouths one at a time. It does not make you sound cool. You sound like a fool. The croaky voice is only acceptable when you’re laying in bed just waking up.
—Hatethecroaky

This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2019.

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  1. Croaky comes in handy when a) you’re calling in sick to work when you’re not and b) gets you out of any social obligation you don’t want to be part of.

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