Stop changing in your office! The bathrooms are TEN FEET down the friggin hallway! You keep your office door shut all day except for just after three when you leave it open a bit as you change to bike home. I saw more than I needed through the crack on my way to the copier… ewwww! I’m one of three people filing a complaint but if that doesn’t stop expect to be called out on it during a staff meeting. I hope your dick gets caught in the door one of these days.
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
That’ll teach ya to look into the office. Besides, shouldn’t you be focused on what you’re doing or does your workplace not have a clear desk/privacy policy?
Pfft, a little nudity never hurt anyone
is there intent?
Is this person choosing to deliberately (mens rea) open the door to commit (actus rea) indecent exposure…
and id it his ‘private’ (no pun) office…
did he reasonably assume he was alone without an audience….
I think mature, professional folks would leave him a note…he may be unaware therefore ashamed that he had no idea people could peek…
Seems like your posse of three have not treated him innocent til proven guilty…what if you were pulling up your leotards at work and some just ‘seen’ you do that…..same thing….
mcgayle, “You keep your office door shut all day except for just after three…” You don’t really believe guys get caught naked or whacking off when they don’t want to be seen, do you?
Personally, I would have slammed his door shut with hopes of scaring the crap out of him or, at the very least, to embarrass him. Probably more affective than filing a complaint. Good luck, OP. Next time take pictures.
Don’t slam the door – simple close it and when you are asked why…
or simply close the door and when you are asked…… but I doubt he will ask..if he is doing it deliberately he will know he crossed a boundary ………hopefully…I just do not see anything here yet and seems a bit hysterical to me….. when they ask him to stop via note or closed door… and he keeps doing it THEN we gots a serial but punctual stripper…
Or you could stroll by and say: ‘Nasty flybite – oh, that’s your dick??’
I ‘member when I was lil…if your zipper was doon and someone said something we say ‘hungry ones would notice’…..of course we was too young to even know what the feck that meant…
anyway..may apply here
Maybe he was European.
Not all Europeans are exhibitionists….maybe he was French from gay Paris?
Boy, I’m glad the pencil-necked boss doesn’t do that – the sight of his pale pathetic U-shaped poles would have me bludgeoning myself to death with an industrial stapler.
lol TTFN
That’s hardcore…no, stapling myself to death isn’t good enough, THERE MUST BE BLUDGEONING
I think the OP meant to say “I hope your dick gets caught in my cooter one of these days.”