I know that the library is a quiet place, and I admit that my friend and I were being slightly (honest, only slightly) louder than is generally accepted and we apologized and then quieted down, however; when you lunged at the tiny adorable child who was of course (because he was small and adorable) making more noise than you and growled at him to be quiet – I almost punched you in the mouth
Being old is not an excuse to be a shitty human. Sorry. —Orange warrior paint on my face? So what?
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
You paint your face orange in the library? Whatever floats your boat dude.
old people are fucking nasty these days; like evil assholes 🙁
Is your orange warrior paint (WTF?) water-soluble. Grease-based? How did you keep your orange tinted dick-skinners from smearing the books?
I do agree that being old is not an excuse to be a shitty human being; it’s merely one of the benefits. >; )
I didn’t think Juggas used the library? You’re a typical self-entitled little brat, a library is supposed to be a quiet place, not a rec centre for noisy children, no matter how adorable the little bastard is.
You also might be interested to know that not all of us old gits are as weak and helpless as you think. Who knows, maybe the oldster would have side stepped your punch and dropped you like a sack of shit and then gone sssshhhh as you bled all over the place.
Being old has benefits, hope you live long enough to find out.
Kids are dumb.
Old people seem grumpy in public. Maybe they should just stay home.
You are absofuckinglutely correct Baz. Not too long ago me old Dad was getting out of his car and was almost sideswiped by a hipster sidewalk cyclist. Dad says “Watch it!”. Hipster says “Fuck off you old fruit”. 68 year old ex paratrooper chases hipster 2 blocks on foot. It was only speed and wheels that kept Dad from returning home with goatee pelt and gomer goggles hanging from his aerial.
Never fuck with a Para.
Why is an old person telling a child to be quiet a big deal? Are kids really that helpless that they need to be protected from grumpiness by complete strangers? Jesus Christ, what kind of sheltered pansy kids are we raising?
This is bullshit, OP is just pissed at the old man for rightly telling their obnoxious asses to shut up in a library, and OP, having no good reason to be mad about that (because they were in the wrong) latches onto defending some random kid to express their unfounded anger.
You almost punched an old person in the mouth because they told a kid to be quiet in a library? Isn’t that a gross overreaction? Think about that logically, being grumpy towards a kid is wrong, but punching the elderly is okay? More specifically, punching the elderly in front of kids is okay? That’s what you imply. So… who is the shittier human?
What is up with people threatening violence in the name of the children? And not even for good proportional reasons, for stupid shit like ‘swearing’ and ‘being grumpy’. This is the second bitch like this, its hypocritical bullshit. And they aren’t even your kids! Your real motivations are thinly veiled at best. If you are pissed at someone, be pissed at them for honest reasons. Don’t be pissed at them “for the children”. Your real reason for being pissed might still be bullshit, but at least it’ll be honest bullshit.
Your old man should have chased down and jacked that chump, FMI.
After 2 blocks he said “Fuckit” and went back to the chip-truck which was his original destination. Probably best for all concerned. I’ve no doubt If he caught him, one Kingston hipster would still be plucking spokes from his joy-hole and Dad would still be serving time.
I hate cranky old bastards. And I told Hub-Unit if he doesn’t smarten up, I’ll crazyglue his dick to the seat of his walker.
Thas muhfuggin’ Hard-Core. TTFN = OG. >; )
Well, on the positive side, he’d always know where his walker was.
And you squirting out a kid and not bothering to teach it manners is not an excuse to have a library visit ruined.
…i wouldn’t have actually punched anyone in the mouth… but i forgot how seriously people take coast bitches.
– no one, not even grumpy old men deserve to be punched in the mouth by strangers. but literally lunging forward at a child and growling at him, isn’t going to teach him anything but to be afraid of old people.
Well SC, for what it’s worth, after defending cranky old bastards yesterday I got to be on the receiving end of one last night. Ambling leisurely across the boulevard from M’ig M’wog Mall some old crotch cannibal growled at me from his Prius to use a sidewalk just because he had to slow down to the legal limit to avoid hitting me. Call it karma or call it Irony; after giving him the 2 fingered salutation I started laughing because I probably made the old prick’s evening. And, yes, I was absolutely in the wrong for jaywalking.
“old crotch cannibal”
I get the image of some Gollum-esque creature behind the wheel of eco-friendly car.
Wrong and strong Ivan. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s with the orange warrior paint … ?
I’ve heard the Juggalos are looking for a few good men. And did you know that the freezers on a Good Humor Ice Cream Truck can accomodate 8 average sized pre-teens or 16 – 20 toddlers. Don’t ask me how I know. Just sayin. >; )
Ivan would, I’m sure – remember that sketch from Monty Python about the marauding gangs of old Grannies, riding motorbikes, and pushing teen mothers aside, smoking and spitting. Too bad a cranky old slut like that wasn’t in the library, imagine the nightmares the little diaper dope would have then.
Ahh, Hell’s Grannies …and the Baby Snatchers.
“I’d just left my husband outside the shop for a minute, and when I came out *sobs* he was gone” >: )
You have to be careful….
the cuban assassin is old as shit
and he can still drop kick a mofo.
I’m sure he uses his cane liberally too….
zZz!!! nice to see your words…i love that mp skit, tho the penguin on top of your television is a fav too. i had the whole thing memorised many moons ago
There’s a guy who works in the Aliant Tower bottom of SGR/Barrington who looks just like the cuban assassin, you see him waddling around that area. Remember the other fuckers; big steven pettipas – didn’t Bill Jessome MC that stuff, wig and all?
Maybe if Andy Rooney was in the library the kid would have thrown himself down the library stairs. Now, he’s my type of cranky old fuck.
And he’s back!
Damn you guys…. didn’t you get the ransom note????
just pay the douches….
oh crap, they’re com….
AHHHHHHH!
Send us a finger kidnappers. We’re not fully convinced that you actually have him.
we put your picture on cartons of beep
Ever see this old guy? I guess you’ll have to C&P. Well worth it though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwwB9P_0PQ…
Oh good Lord. This guy. In interviews he seems like a nut bag. An old cranky nut bag.
I think he snorted too much agent orange in ‘Nam – although, it was nice that he pounded the cocky little scumbag. And as an added bonus, the fat skank with the cam calling out to hit pinky – racism!!!!!
But I think that youTube portion would be the absolute biggest Bus Bitch.