Coolness interruptus

To the cute girl in the white rock band t-shirt—pretty sure it was AC/DC or Def Leppard—who I shot tequila with at the bar last week. I’m sorry I was an asshole at the end of the night. No wonder you stormed off! I’d like to make it up to you.  yesiwouldlikeyournumber@gmail.com —That guy

This article appears in Mar 30 – Apr 5, 2017.