Is Peter Kelly absolutely insane? What the fuck is it with him? First all the time wasted on cats, then chickens, and let’s not forget his concert promoting. Now this blooming idiot is going after Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola over fucking pop machines. Does he have nothing better to do other than, say, RUN THE FUCKING CITY? Seriously if this wingnut gets elected again, you all deserve to get what’s coming to you. —One Sane, Honest Politician PLEASE

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  1. I would personally ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT …if the pop companies went & painted their machines Green !

    I wouldn’t be able to buy a soda from a machine anywhere that was painted green, because I would be laughing so damn hard I’d be spilling the damn thing all over the place.

  2. you answered your question, in your first sentence, yes bud, he is quite insane, and so will everyone else reading his foolish ideas.

  3. haha…same thing i said to my co-worker this morning when he came in to get bread at our bakery…*rolls eyes*

  4. i remember petey boy from way back, had good ideas in his head. always wanted to be in office to affect some good. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED PETER?

  5. Peter Kelly’s got the pole stuck too far up his ass from sitting on the fence for too long. Must be affecting his brain.

    Please please please… ABPK (Anyone but Peter Kelly) next election.

  6. I know how we could save energy…
    unplug them, drive them to the scrapmetal place, and crush the fuckers into a cube.
    you’d be greening halifax and curbing obesity by making people walk to a convenience/grocery store…
    oh wait… they drive their fat asses on scooters.
    suppose then we’ll have to crush the scooters too.

    I can almost see the desparation now…
    they’d be calling Kevin Fast to pull them to the store.
    I hear the initial movement hurts the most.

  7. If they ever brought back the stocks or stoning; I’d be recommending Mayor Bumble as the first candidate.

  8. Incompetent idiots letting their 30+ cats roam on and destruct neighbouring properties are to blame for the cat fiasco, not the mayor et al. Since cats still roam freely can you imagine the carnage in the city’s chicken coops if backyard farming became a reality? Foghorn Leghorn are you listening?

    Eliminating unhealthy beverage choices may be a good idea but I don’t know if it falls within the mayoral mandate.

  9. Ocean, it’s not eliminating the beverages… it’s about making the fridges more efficient to cool down all that ‘obesity juice’

  10. and perhaps not making one whole side of the fucking thing glass… might make a difference.
    I don’t think it’s vacuumed, double-pane glass…

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