Who do you gotta fuck to get some weed in this town? Where’s all the pot? You ran out after one day of legalization? Can you get some more? You make it illigal to buy from anywhere else—and then you can’t serve the masses. Get your shit together if you want to run a monopoly, greedy government! And what’s with all the beurocracy and red tape? You have to sign up online first before going in to your stores? Why not just show your ID, like when you buy liquor? Why only designated stores and not all stores? This just causes huge line-ups!
—Ass, gas and grass: The government owns it all

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  1. “Make it illegal to buy from anywhere else.”

    Ummmm it already was illegal.

    And you have it backwards. You have to sign up in store to be able to buy online, not the other way around.

  2. Hahaha. Most people didn’t stop getting it from their original sources!
    The law just really made it easier for dealers to sell it.

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