Hi assholes. Not smokers in general, but those douches that throw their cigarette butts on the ground. Fuck you. Whenever I am out I see a bunch of people do it. The next time you are walking around, look at the ground. Almost everywhere you look there are cigarette butts. Why don’t douchenozzle cigarette butt-throwing fuckheads understand that they are douchenozzle fuckheads for throwing their cigarette butts? Seriously. Don’t throw your shit on the ground, show some fucking respect for the environment and for others.
This article appears in Jul 17-23, 2008.
this wouldnt be a problem if they put up more “but-out’s” these should be at all bus stops
“Show respect for the environment?” You make it sound like they arelittering, aka polluting. Listen up, wise-ass, and listen up good:Tobbacco is a plant, the filters are made of cotton, which is also a plant, and the paper comes from trees. Therefore, they are not littering.
lol i forgot that a butted out cigarette is made out of cotton, paper, and tobacco only. Nothing unnatural there. Plus the look so nice all over the sidewalk. I like to think of it as confetti. Awesome all natural confetti.
Tim Horton’s cups are also made of paper. McDonalds Big Mac boxes: paper. Flyers, newspapers, cardboard boxes: all paper. Apple cores, peach pits, french fries, pizza crusts: plants. Abandoned underwear: cotton. But I guess none of that is litter, huh?Nice try, jj. Now put your fucking butt in your pocket, you dirty prick. What? It’s to dirty to put in your pocket, but you’ll put it in your mouth?
Maybe something the Tobacco companies should be responsible to make the butts more biodegrable? Not sure the feasibility here, but they may be the ones to take responsibility.
While I am in favour of corporate responsibility, BG, I am even more in favour of people taking responsibility for their own garbage by not throwing it on the ground. It doesn’t really matter how quickly they biodegrade. They are still unsanitary and unsightly until they do.
I agree, people should take responsibility for their trash. However, we are not going to be able to convince everyone to change how they are. So to go to the source to make the problem less of an impact is the best answer we have.
Perhaps the city should invest in Butt-Out bins every few feet throughout the entire city. I know alot of smokers (Myself included) who would like to see this.