To the guy sitting and texting on the tricep curl machine I wanted to use: I had no problem waiting for you for the first five minutes, but when you got up and walked to the other side of the gym, and I went for the machine, you came back out of nowhere and told me you weren’t done (aka, gtfo). Then you really started to piss me off. It just got worse as I went to use another machine and waited for you to finish. Alas, you repeated this song and dance for ANOTHER TEN MINUTES. Have some consideration and don’t bogart the machine bro, especially if you don’t even use it. You made me miss my bus. —frustrated woman just trying to get those gains, and who could probably take you
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2016.



That’s not a bitch. It is shear stupidity on your part. It is a machine e, fit your sets into his breaks a.by telling not asking telling him to get the fuck off
Did you tell your mommy?
I think this is a legit bitch. There is a thing called gym etiquette and this machine hog was totally violating it and exemplifying all that is the self-entitled millennial. Next time sneeze right on the machine as the guy walks back, maybe then he’ll lose interest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pdX_D8eH…
Uh….bench dips….