To the lovely lady in the blue dress, you don’t deserve to be treated like you were. Had I been in a different capacity I would have told your husband off for the way he spoke to you. You’re a beautiful woman, both in looks and personality. He really hit the jackpot, he just hasn’t realized or appreciated it yet. I’m glad you dragged him away before he got hurt. I just wish he could have paid before he did… —Concerned Man in Black
This article appears in Nov 30 – Dec 6, 2017.