To whoever decided to stick gum on my motorcycle seat, and dump a strawberry blizzard all over it by the corner of Dresden Row and Artillery Place:
Thanks.
If your goal was to make me never want to bring my bike downtown to visit a friend again… Mission accomplished.
What is up with you piece of shit punks ruining other people’s property?
Perhaps if I do bring it again I’ll sink to your level for a bit of fun.
Some dyed water-balloons out the 3rd story window might make you reconsider your actions.
… But hopefully you’ll just want to fight. —You Teenagers Get Off My Lawn!
This article appears in Sep 2-8, 2010.


When coming from Sobeys tonight I walked by a group of meat heads who began hooting, hollering and yelling at the open windows of the seniors’ home on Queen. The seniors were having their weekly karaoke night and the guys were yelling stuff like, “HARDCORE SENIORS PORN! WOOOOOO!”
Most teens tend to be stupid kids still. And these morons are in their 20s then they’ll be idiots when they turn 30. The point: kids are dumb.
Tough luck, OP, but I can’t help it:
http://crankycon.politicalbear.com/files/2…
NGF. Right freakin’ on!
Some teens are so useless these days.
Some teens, but not all. I think there is two ultimatums here. Either your a bookworm high honors gonna be a docter. Or dumb as fuck, keep smoking my brains away, hootin and hollaring freeloader type. I think mose my friends are the dumb freeloader type.
I remember the idiotic, smoke-my-brains-out scabs when I was in high school…like the ones Beavis describes. Many years later, I now see their names often in the court reports….and no, they aren’t lawyers, but instead they’re the guys who bend over to pick up the soap in Dartmouth’s prison.
Hmmm, I wonder if this guy is one of those nonwaving motorcycle drivers ?
THis is payback for failing to wave ~;)
“Some teens” – make that “Some idiots” you don’t have to be a teenager to act like one. I know a lot of idiot’s who are 26, 35, 43 years of age – who still get a laugh over the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. (more…lol…forgot to wave).
I hear you OP! I once had a drunk pour beer in my gas tank (unbeknownst to me at the time) a move that almost proved fatal when the beer hit the engine on one of the busiest multi-lane 400 highways in the country. My conclusion: there’s no shortage of idiots and asshats in the world who feel it is their right to fuck with things that are none of their business.
Exactly, I’m a teenager and I don’t do any of that dumb ass shit. You all sound like ancient old farts hatin on teens.
ahh you’re only a teenager GF?? How teen are we talking? lol
Haha 19, almost 20.
hmmm ah well it’s legal
Oh my.
I’m not old though lol
Of course not!
your place or mine 😉
The OP never says that it’s teenagers… so many people are pricks these days. People have no respect for other people’s property.
You ain’t lyinn
how about you hook me up with your email GF so we can discuss this further??
guerillafunk187@gmail.com! Tuff email.
done 😉
NGF that story actually breaks my heart… I hate when people are rude or disrespectful to people, especially those who aren’t necessarily as capable to fight back.
Only the real touhg guys pick on the elderly…
Wow, guerilla, that was pretty brave of you to put your email out there…or stupid
Barely use it, but thanks…?
It isn’t self identifying… so how is it stupid?
My email is readily available for the lovely people who’d like to ask me to dinner.
And, you’re right – some teens but not all. It’s true. I’m new to the 30 club and still see stupidity in people in my age range and far beyond it. Personally I couldn’t whoop and yell at a seniors home or dump shit on someone’s bike seat (unless I knew them personally and severely disliked them).
Plus that’s a waste of a perfectly good Blizzard. I could have eaten it….
Stop driving a motorcycle, you are not special. Drive a car and truck like everyone else or do not drive at all. Nobody likes you.
email addies are fuck all. i put mine out every so often, gary_more@hotmail.com, and only a couple of people ever responded, yes rosie, you were one, and my favourite. i am still waiting for the colonal to send some juicy shit my way, so if purplefire wants it, there it is for her too. and anyone else, moderately interested. but sometimes takes me a day to respond.
Like PurpleFire, I hate when people are rude or disrespectful to people.
LS: >smooch< 😉
How’s the little guy doing Lifer? I’ll add my voice to Painey’s – More pics.
oh my is that you MM? 🙁
Oldhand’s still trying to get us shut down, huh?
poof. always good to have extra eyes.
🙂
there is a problem ivan, and love locks back to you rosie. see you sat. and will explain it all.