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Who else here thinks that the Sun is too bright? I mean come on now! Tone it down a little asshole! Try and learn some manners from the Moon. —Dark Side of the Sun
This article appears in Aug 25-31, 2011.
18 Comments
Yes, OP, fuck the sun. The nerve of that guy… smug little fuck
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The sun doesn’t like to be stared at OB, he’ll fuck you up.
Real advice, get a good pair of tropical sun-glasses.
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I think it’s supposed to be a joke, guys…
yes 195, but you must play along or it disrupts the shield^^
revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
you can always buy a dimmer switch at can. tire, fool.
LOL we know, b195. Everyone’s just playin’ along!
So yeah, fuck that smarmy fucker!
I’ve got my finger on the panic button…. just say when
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OP, most people love the sun. Heck, it’s an excellent week to be on vacation…..sun everyday. I suggest you look directly into the sun and declare your dislike for it…..keep your eyes open and stare it down.
Good one Suckulous! Hahaha!
Sorry, my sarcasm detector must have been broken.
They sell those too, ‘Tron. Same aisle as the dimmer switches. 😛
Curse you, moon’s gravitational pull!
I endorse this bitch. Furthermore, I think we should all go a step further and ban orange juice. For years, orange juice has been given the alias “liquid sunshine”. So, logically speaking, if we banned all orange juice and orange juice derivitives, (“Sun”kist or “Sunny” D anyone?) it only stands to reason that we would greatly reduce this proliferation of excess sunlight thus, lowering the overall candlepower and bright glare. Oh, and also, kill all really upbeat and chipper morning people (a.k.a. “little rays of sunshine”). Can’t hurt. Besides, I despise them.
yes avast!! FUCK ORANGE JUICE!!!!!!
Sorry, that should have read “derivatives”.
ok… I’m now the ‘juice baron’…
FYI, screwdrivers and mimosas are about to get pricey.
the juice costing more than the liquor.
😉
Whatevs vampire:):)