Thanks to (most of) my beeps (bitch peeps) for not getting bent out of shape when there’s a lag in new posts.
I do my best to keep things current, but there’s times when things get busy on the job or when life gets in the way – like this past weekend when I was moving – when things don’t appear as quickly as you (or I) would like.
I’d also like to thank the folks who keep their submissions anonymous, and follow the rules of the board. You rock the hardest, and make my days so much brighter.
To the folks who don’t: work with me and I guarantee there’s a good chance you’ll get to see your posts. A really good chance, indeed. <3 —Maude
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2010.
we *mouse ears* you aussi miss maudey
…and we try hard to *mouse ears* the regs. (with varying degrees of success) – Chagrined Rawk
I *mouse ears* the bitch overdose I got today… It made my Monday a lil better 🙂
Yeah, especially Nice Goin Fat. So much love….
Aw maude – so glad you weren’t in a trunk somewhere… I love the bitchin’ fo’ sho’.
I love the bitchin’ and Nice Goin’ Fat… he’s entertaining. What the hell is *mouse ears*… I’m so confused
sorry purplefire that may be my doing <3 looks like mouse ears, it's supposed to be a heart. when we like/love something we say *mouse ears*...makes perfect sense right? screee
we say that because we HATE the stupid ‘less than three’ symbol….
GRRRRRRRRRR…….
ok, maybe it’s just me but they humor me with the substitution.
It brings the blood pressure back down a bit.
A little less hulk, a little more Bruce Banner….
Ok now I get it… thanks for the explanation paingirl!!
sorry zZz, we agree on a lot, but i *heart* mouse ears. 🙂
again though, I don’t hold it against you because of the substitution.
even if you’re in the wrong.
which you are.
🙂
*MOUSE EARS* rawk <3
P.S: I’m actually starting to say “rawk” off-line… thanks guys :p
Exxxxxxxxxcellllentt. The Plan is working. RAWK!
…..scissors…. paper …..lizard….. spock…..
Anybody wanna go get waffle cone ice cream?
I would kill for a waffle ice cream right about now! Okay, not kill, but I would taunt mercilessly for one.
Oh… yeah and Maudey: You’re doing a bang-up job. I just assume that my bitch during the ‘Kennel Cough’ outbreak was not a subtle as I thought it was *mouse ears* you!
“I would kill for a waffle ice cream right about now! Okay, not kill, but I would taunt mercilessly for one.”
You’re going to be oldhand’s next project after that alleged “threat”. I’ll protect you though 🙂
Really? And I didn’t even try! Gooooo ME!
And NGF, thanks for havin’ my back… anyone want my front? Scree rawk *mouse ears* hoop-a-joo! (too much?)
BR, are you speaking of ice cream on waffle cone or is there some kind of ice cream concoction with belgium waffle pieces on it that I don’t know about?
I meant ice cream on waffle cone… not waffle ice cream… >sigh< and there goes my funny... and I was having such a good time...
mmm raspberry frozen yogurt in a waffle cone!!!
Well, I posted a respectful, but more importantly, a VALID bitch, and kept it anonymous, about incidents happening at the bars on the weekend. You managed to skim that one, but posted a lot of other foolishness, I noticed. That’s too bad, Maude. I was pretty disappointed. Just sayin.
Ya, the ones she chose to post make her alliances pretty damn clear. I think those will be choices she will regret.
To claim no bias and then behave like this will not garner any respect from anyone.
Keep laughing it up Nice Goin Fat. You’re digging your own grave here. Not only that, you will bury the entire site.
I’ve had plenty of bitches not posted, you freak-show.
When submitting bitches people tend not to realize they are breaking the rules and without the locations or other details, once omitted, render the bitch either incomprehensible or useless. Happens all the bloody time.
Me too. I just talked about one. Duh!
anyone hear of this???
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/01/fr…
I’m sure it’d be quite a treat…
Holy. Imagine how addictive those suckers would be. And how bad for the ole waistline!
if you could make them bite-sized and a little crunchy you would be a millionaire in no time.
Ya really, fuck the timbit, I want me some deep fried beer stuffed dough pockets of deliciousness! (maybe we need to work on the name a bit, but you get my drift)
how about mini-bogg’s
mini-Balls Of Guinness Goodness?
I dunno…
Very creative, though we’d have to rebrand them for UK consumption… considering “bog” is the crapper there…. Might be sending the wrong message! ha ha.
deep fried beer…. you’d be hitting the bog soon enough.
hmmmm, what else could we call them….
some clever acronym…
FriedG2
As in Fried G “squared” = Fried Guiness Goodness.
That’s all I’ve got. The heat and the prospect of being on vacay for 4 days has got me brain rattled.
I think the txt friendly way to write that would be
Fried G^2
If we can manage an entire ounce in one ball, we can call em G-shots
not to be confused with G-strings which taste quite a bit different.
aha! Learn something new every day.
Ya, no g-string chompin’ for me. G shots or G balls would be good too.
ah moddy, we love you just the way you are. we run rampant on here and sometimes go a little too far. but we all have our personel demons to deal with. that being said, we await all the bitches and loves, whenever they appear. and we are still on site, so i guess some threats are just useless blowing of the wind, for some people. we are your fans moddy, and you really are one of the gang of blackards that infest these forums of the coast, welcome to the fold.