I want to say FUCK YOU to the piece of shit who stole my bike and my girl friends bike yesterday. Your probably a piece of shit who traded it for a crack rock.
The bike is the only nice thing I own and is how I get around/ enjoy myself. I hope the fucked up gears I have been meaning to fix cause you to fall off in front of traffic.
Now I need to buy another bike? I can barely afford this city as it is. So, if anyone sees a black specialized or a trek 820 do me a favor and let me know. Any sightings or info would be greatly appreciated… FUCK BIKE thieves; may you burn in hell!—Steve
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
Find him and kick his ass Steve!
Bike thieves are among the lowest of the low.
no o.l., sidewalk spit thieves are the lowest. if they want mine, then damn well pay for it. do thet realize how long it takes to get a good one worked up?
You may find your bike at the crack house on South Park, near the corner on Fenwick St. Beside the convenience store there. I’ve noticed a couple of the local crackheads are driving bikes they didn’t have last week. I am sure that they didn’t buy them. Saw the same people robbing the donation bins at the Sally Anna a few days ago . Upstanding members of society!
If I see the bike again I’ll take a picture and post it online for ya.
http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/bike-again-…
might be able to find a replacement for… low bucks
Keep a look out for it, you never know when you might see it around! A friend of mine had his stolen but he saw the (likely) thieves a few days later with it and demanded it back. Hopefully your story has a happy ending!
There are so many bitches about bikes being stolen 🙁 I wonder if there’s like a pack of pick theives out there?!
Wouldn’t surprise me.
They’re plentiful, portable, easy to fence and easy to steal.
A sketcher running down the street with a flatscreen virtually screams “Halt in the name of the law” Put that sketcher on 2 wheels and he/she/it could be a Nascad student, struggling musician, Commissar of the Ecology Action Center or a meth-head. Or, any combination of the above.
the bike is a perfect get-away-vehicle. take them inside if you can, they’re are other methods to stop bike thieves but i can’t say what they are on here^^
Are they stealing expensive bikes or run of the mill bikes? Either way, how did you have it secured?
Clowny… I know I wouldn’t want to be riding a bike with a flatscreen…
certainly not in halifax either.
the thing would be totaled before you get a block away.
then again, if you’re a musically inclined, meth head NASCAD student who happens to be the Commissar of the EAC then you might be more inclined to take the chance…
…by calling it a performance art “installation” *shudderrrrr*
and demanding a Canada Council grant
http://www.engadget.com/2010/07/11/bendabl…
Problem solved. Maybe?
Eh, still interesting none the less.
aah those wacky brits…is there anything they can’t do^^^
Chill beer, heat bathwater, prepare food, say no to being spanked with canes…?
I keed, I keed. Ivan keed because he love. >: )
mmm…warm gin and tonics and spam
…and squirrels which may or may not contain shot
You don’t need to cross the pond for that Painey. Appalachia or certain suburbs of Fredericton will suffice
We need to look at organising a performance event:
There’s already Pride Week and African Heritage Month, Buskers, Tatto, Fireworks etc.
How about we have a Burn a Crackhead Bonfire or Skin Alive a Sketcher or Decapitate a Doper or Beat to a Pulp a Bike Thief….. I’m open for submissions
send them to peru, apparently they have rabid vampire bats V V…cool
Roast a Panhandler
Why not make it a week long affair? One a day.
like a william shatner or pamela anderson roast? public humiliation works well
Set up a buffet and carving station across from the folks who advertise “Free Vegetarian Food” outside the library.
See who draws the bigger crowds.
Mainstreet has been running an Actors who should not sing piece for the last couple of weeks, Jack Palance croaking Green, Green, Grass of Home as an example, Steven Seagal – William Shatner – Leonard Nimoy – maybe make bike thieves have to listen to that type of shite.
Ah PG, I was think more death, less public humiliation, but I like your way better.
Ivan’s post really made me hungry.
“Jugged Skells” – marinated in in Golden Glow and Hermit’s Port. Free range and 100% organic.
Oh my Jeezus! It’s Friday the 13th!
This in no way relates to the original post :/
i *mouse ears* the 13th o friday, tho i do have all the mirrors in my house covered up
http://i.imgur.com/FzaiB.jpg
good one, thanks for the larf three
I have an open ladder set up over my office chair and brought a black cat to work this morning but one sight of the warehouse rodentia and he lit out for alberta faster than Chuck Yeager on full afterburner.
Sometimes near the south end of barrington shifty characters have sidewalk sales and I’ve seen bikes there. There’s usually a crackhouse or two on mitchell street off inglis, where the recycling depot is.
I’m on the lookout!!!!
Try contacting Vince Vining on Facebook. He might be able to help you.
Vince is my homie!
unfortunately vince just moved to toronto.
you should go to ideal bikes on barrington though with all the info on your bikes, serial numbers, receipts, pictures, etc. they have a stolen bike registry and sometimes the bikes do get recovered, my roommate got his back about a month ago. just a thought! i hope you get it back, i can’t imagine losing mine.
Maybe it’s the same asshead(s) who stole from the ppl in the “Security… MWAH-HA-HA (I saw you!)” bitch – http://www.thecoast.ca/gyrobase/blogs/Post…
Hitler cat Ivan? OMG! Too funny! (And yes… very wrong Ivan 😉 )
I thought it was a Hipster Cat, Rosie. I mean really, sullen expression, absurd facial hair, sanskrit good luck symbol, ironic headgear – it all fits. >; )
Hahahahaaaa! I read that totally wrong! My bad!
That’s Ivan’s story and he’s stickin’ to it.
well happy sunday, i go away for a few hours and ivan goes right round the twist…merci rawk ya weirdo
gotta love the crackheads.
someone send some legit bitches- PLZ. i’m bored at work and this site usually distracts. lame
Yes Painey, I just got out of Reality Rehab and my sponsor says , 30 Avatars in the first 30 Days.
… when SOBova saw the new pic she thought I’d somehow learned Photoshop. Dead spitting image of Countess von Puff E. Pantz.
yeah right… you with photoshop, that’s like me trying to operate my phone. there be a post on the other moon^^^
I saw a black specialized yesterday. Any other defining features to your bike?