We can pretty much buy anything we want. Food, clothes, makeup, shoes, houses, cars. But in order to dramatically change our bodies, it normally means surgery (well to make things BIGGER anyways). Why can’t I just take a vitamin and get bigger boobs? It’s not like I’m flat by any means, I just want bigger boobs without getting cut open or wearing a heavily padded push-up bra! —Dreaming of big boobs
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.
Really? I like my small ones. You can wear whatever you want without your bits showing/looking trashy.
It’s easier to detect breast cancer.
Plus, ones on the smaller side stay perkier for much, much longer! ^_^
If you want naturally bigger ones you better start packing on the pounds.
You may want bigger boobs now but do you want knee bangers in 30 years or less?
The question is you have to ask yourself is not ‘how do I get bigger boobs?’ but ‘why is it so important to me to have bigger boobs’?
you can have mine
Jumpin’ Jehosaphat! Are you crazy? We’ve had this discussion on a previous post. Something tells me you’re buying into being objectified, as promoted by main stream media and the porn industry. Trust me, as someone with large breasts, it’s incredibly inconvenient – clothes, sports, sleeping, pain, objectification – there really aren’t many pros, unless you like being treated like an object by leering men. (Of course, not all men are like that, but there are enough so that you just want to hide in baggy sweaters when out).
OP, be happy with who you are. The grass is always greener on the other side. It’s taken me the 16 years since puberty to be comfortable with who I am.
kim said it perfect!
For the record, I like boobs of all shapes and sizes. 😛
It’s nice to be a free loving, all encompassing, boob lover, b195.
😀
I always wanted to start a boob bank – the surplus on my pair would fulfill the requirements for fifty-seven TTFN registered implants. Line up, ladies.
Listen up, OP, you’re able to wear anything you want – we hefty broads are at the mercy of Canadian Tire and their dome tents.
On the other hand, the ol’ milkbags make terrific ankle warmers.
My tits are big and fabulous. They’re pillowy, warm, and perfect for resting heads. Like round pert marshmallows on my chest. I keep em in a bra, 24/7. They won’t be touching my knees any time soon and even when they do I’ll love ’em all the same. I cannot change what I have, and I’m ok with that. OP if you want bigger boobs, get them. Also, get some friends who are confident in their bodies and it’ll rub off on you. Being surrounded by the females in my family who are wonderful ladies has taught me to love myself no matter what. No one will care what you look like if you’re not self conscious. The end.
“My tits are big and fabulous. They’re pillowy, warm, and perfect for resting heads.” O.O I’ll be in my bunk…
Donk! That was really great advice about surrounding yourself by confident women! So true.
You can have some of mine. While I don’t hate mine, I’m not looking forward to when the sag factor kicks in. Not to mention the neck and back pain and strain.
Count yourself lucky that you don’t have to wear industrial strength bras. And like someone else said: I’d ask myself why you want bigger knockers. You are how you are, embrace that and go with it.
You should love the way you are right now. If someone is telling you otherwise they don’t deserve your time.
I really don’t think that bigger boobs is the answer. Kim said it right: the question here is ‘why exactly do you want bigger boobs in the first place?’
O.K., O.K. here’s what big sagging knockers can do:
– Hackysack
– Great neck and foot pillows
– Tuckable into stretchy waistbands
– Grilled cheese sandwich maker
– Weapon (insert head between)
– Can crusher
– 80s Shoulder pads (should they ever have the misfortune to return)
– Quasimoto costume for Hallowe’en
– Gaffertape them to your old, flat ass – instant bootie.
more than a mouthful is a waste my mother used to say.
Too bad your mom wasn’t in charge of distribution.
On the opposite side of this coin are women who have had breast reductions because they are tired of the downside to having big boobs.
Physical health: constant shoulder and back pain from having to support a large chest, gravity and aging = large boobs eventually reaching for the ground. Downward pointing breasts are less attractive to men who usually prefer perky ones. The underside of large boobs dangling down across the abdomen is a sweat-drenched bacteria pool. Yuck!
Other downsides: clothing is harder to shop for, always buying sizes way too large to accomodate chest girth really limits choices as TTFN said about dome tents. She wasn’t kidding. Being objectified by men who see nothing more than a large pair of boobs enter a room detracts from you as a person. Better to attract men with who you are, not your bra size. This is harder to achieve with a huge bra size. Trust me, I know. True beauty is found on the inside. Physical beauty is fleeting, and when it’s gone, and it WILL go, what is inside is all the more important because this is what will see you through life, not a large bra size. If you want to impress someone or feel better about yourself the only part where size matters is the brain. How one conducts their life is far more important than how they look doing that.
That’s why I wear men’s shirts – women’s shirts are too goddamn short and make me look like a fucking Sherman tank.
“underside of large boobs dangling down across the abdomen” across the abdomen … ewwie. Lol, brendon and ’tis indeed true RC.
Industrial strength … not to mention how they get uglier as they get bigger. They have these cute neon pink ones at LaSenza … I was like nope, not gonna happen.
Apparently we all have huge knockers here. We’ll turn heads at the summit fo’ sho. Lolzzzz
At university one girl had the nickname FH, which stood for Front Heavy. She claimed they were too big and gave her back pain.
well, at first glance, i thought this was a bitch about me and my friend. but after reading, i now know it is about some bimbo, wanting a boob job. be glad what you were born with. some kids in other countries are crying for big enough boobs to feed their kids, while others are just crying.
Orgasmatron…I’m with you.
Can you imagine how terrible the world would be if every womans titties were exactly the same !
The saying “Variety is the spice of life” IMO applies directly to this issue .
So OP be happy just the way you are & in another 30 years or so, you’ll be happy they’re still perky, instead of the …hmmmm… All the stuff TTFN says about her’s !
I embraced my fleshy watermelons many moons ago and Hub-Unit still loves ’em so what the fuck? Insecurities about one’s body is a such a youth-related issue – soooooooo glad I’m past that shit.
Amen sister! Besides, anyone worth being with values the person you are more than what your person is shaped like, no matter what size and shape.
I think OP may be suffering from grass-is-greener-on -the-other-side symdrome when it ain’t always so.
Dobb, unless one breast is considerable larger than the other, please don’t get a boob job.
There are lots of guys out there, like me who greatly prefer natural over fake. For example, I find Victoria Beckham’s tits somewhat of a turn-off.
Do you want to look like this later?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QL88PB3tO_U/SPN8…
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/b/bo…
As far as reductions go, I can understand why in some cases. Back aches, strap scars on your shoulders etc.
I’m sure there’s a dedicated team of top minds working on a pill to make bigger breasts. I would like to be a part of that team, frankly.
As both an owner of tits and an appreciator of tits, I would advise you to keep ’em the way they are. Mine are big, heavy, painful to exercise with, sore for my entire period, and just a general pain.
My partner’s are the perfect size – a handful with no wastage.
Dobb, I forgot, there is a natural way to enhance your breast. Manual manipulation and massage, 6 to 8 times a day, but it should be done by a skilled (me) boobie massager 🙂
google – breast enhancement massage techniques
“My partner’s are the perfect size – a handful with no wastage.” Thanks for the visual. (wistfully envious sigh)
I loved that one too OC. I’d like to think of mine as a good handful…a Man-ful handful…lol. Pre-prego….right now they’re a double handful…a catcher’s mitt-ful. The BF was reading a pregnancy book for dads that says enjoy them while you can because they shrink to a smaller version of the originals after childbirth and breastfeeding. Stupid book!
Hahaha I think it’s a great book that’s perfectly logical. 😛
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MI1J32FP9Gk/S41H…
Please post pics…
The thing that gets me is, everyone’s opinion on what big boobs are is allllll different. In the past week I’ve been told (apparently it’s ‘comment on PK’s tits’ week) my boobs are: medium (NGF), small (my mom — compared to her Gs I’m sure they are, but saying if they were any smaller I’d be flat chested isn’t necessary, mom!) and big (a guy friend I have who actually thought I was a D. HAHA no.) . What the freak? No wonder I have no self image!
I’d be alright with an extra half cup size or cup size (big C to small or medium D, perhaps)…mine like to play tricks on me and look way bigger than they really are in a bra (or in certain outfits) — I don’t wear padded or push up bras — just good quality, [expensive, ugh] full support ones and they make my rack look pretty hot. I’ve tried on push up bras that don’t make my boobs look at big as these ones (and they aren’t as comfy). But when the bra comes off….it’s like I lose a cup size. *sigh*
In any event, I can see why OP may want bigger boobs — it’s not always because she wants to impress men, either. I’d love to be a D, but not because men like big boobs…at least 60% of the guys I know, believe it or not, aren’t into boobs and much prefer bums to large boobs.
I’m a sucker for the classics:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_E5TzljhMCJc/RdC_…
Rest in peace Russ Meyer. God bless your smutty soul.
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Jeeez Tata-girl, old Chesty must have trouble walking with those flapping around her walker these days. Holy cow! (Funny tho, I am old enough to know who she is)
RC Stupid book indeed! As much as dad may enjoy them, he’s about to find his position trumped by an infant who is about to inform dad that he/she will be taking control of them for awhile.
And some people think they are just pretty decorations:P
Variety (honk honk) is the spice (grab grab) of life (ba-ROO-gah).
I love my ittie bitties! I just enjoy shirts fitting well and being able to sleep on my tummy. When I see big boobs my own chest starts to hurt :(!
I figure if you can give a great B.J. no guy will notice that your breasts are small. The only thing my wife wants bigger on me would be a paycheck.
Ladies don’t beat me up for my comment please. Guys, back me up.
In the immortal words of Marge Simpson “It’s true; but you shouldn’t say it”. Vaya con dios, Senor.
bahaha… you guys crack me up. Great distraction while I anxiously await my company from NB. Oh jeez… I hope the roads are too horrible.
Giving great head is definitely a good skill to have. You can win lots of arguments that way! tee hee!
LOL! @ ralmn! You speak the truth.
Hope your company hits town before the temp drops. SOBova’s Mom is now referring to her Riverview residence as Ice Station Zebra. Another 40 cms tonite, after an already brutal winter.
AHAHA. I love you, ralmn!
mel — it’s not that hard to sleep on your tummy with big boobs — you just push them over to the side…TTFN back me up on this (not like I could actually DO that, but I know my mom tends to sleep on her tummy and if SHE can do it…*shrug*)
Just got a call, apparently he’s in town. At the liquor store no less. It’s a sign he’s safe if the first thing he thinks of is stocking my fridge! ha ha. *sigh of relief* (and another positive result of the skillz ^^, it’s hard to say…)
Ya, I can’t believe the snow at home, Ivan. It’s crazy, there’s no where else to put it. sidewalks in subdivisions aren’t plowed, they’re just 7′ high banks. Moncton is especially bad for not doing any snow removal this year. “budget cuts”, I imagine. It’s really unsafe. My hometown does a great job of it. Never appreciated it ’til I moved elsewhere.
When I sleep on my stomach, I just tuck the old girls away, one under each armpit.
Big tits, small tits – either is a hell of an improvement on these Hollywoody babes who look like they have two grapefruits bolted to their chests. A six inch gap between your hoo-haws isn’t considered a natural hang.
Hey TT. Hugo & I are meeting for lunch & a pint at the triangle tomorrow around 1:00 weather permitting. All bitchers welcome to join. Either rendezvous at Juliet Whiskey delta or look for the table with Tom Clancy & Mark Twain. Significant others are more than welcome.
Man, I would in a nano-second but it all depends on Maw Nature. We residents of Little Arse Corner usually have to shoot flares to get the fucking dirt road salted. If not this weekend, definitely the next gathering – I’m downtown this week so I might just drop in to St. John’s Curious Emporium of Literary Stack ‘Ems. If you check the TTFN FB page (on my info), you’ll get a rough idea of what the real deal looks like.
Hmm. Packing on the pounds might be a good idea if the pounds would go to the chest area alone… lol
I was having a conversation the other day with a friend, too bad you couldn’t take unwanted pounds from one area of the body and move it to another spot where you would like it. But life doesn’t work that way.
Clothing can be great, can make you look bigger or smaller. And make you feel prettier if you’re having a “down lady day”…
Actually Jenn, I believe that nowadays, you can move unwanted fat from one area to another like tummy fat to your cheeks, both face cheeks and butt cheeks and also into your lips or something :(.
*through surgery that is
ummmmmmm, breasteses,ummmmmmm.
====Giving great head is definitely a good skill to have. You can win lots of arguments that way! tee hee!====
Don’t think for a second that shit is the domain of you ladies.
bitchinlocal, i would probly love them too. more than a mouthful, can be such a tragic waste.
but of course, i’m like a snake, my bottom jaw opens really wide.
Oceanchick…not only are they not just decorations, mum’s milk is now available for all to enjoy ~:)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-londo…
I wonder what breast milk tastes like …
Dove soap, splenda and despair.
yea i saw this on yahoo news a couple days ago.. i’ve worked with/for and dealt with some serious foodies in my day ..but holy fuck these potential patrons will have to be serious whack jobs for the love of god 🙂
heh heh heh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt26Wl3fWEA
A post about tits and it’s lame as hell. Frig sakes…
ngf, not as long as we get to play with them, it isn’t. and boobie juice, mmmmmm. anyone need a leech or lech?
Really? I thought that was just something women day dreamed about. Which ever plastic surgeon decided to move fat from here to there is a good man. I would rather have extra belly chub in my boobs than plastic gunk in my boobs. Its fake-ish, but more real.
And honestly… I need real answers. Why are some men fascinated with lactation? And drinking breast milk? And wondering what it tastes like? As a woman, and I’m not speaking for all women, but I just don’t understand it.
I wouldn’t exactly say I’m “fascinated” by it, though I am mildly curious.
It’s a lactation fetish Jenn, just like any other fetish/curiosity. Not for me, not for you, but it turns somebody’s crank.
Oh I guess that would be it, wouldn’t it? I never really thought of it that way, but you’re right.