You knowingly sell us a fuel that is poisoning everything on the planet. We knowingly buy it, literally by the bucket full. Why haven’t we collectively filed a law suit or criminal charges against them? The technology to stop this bullshit has been around for over a century, and in fact, most of our society uses technology invented by the man who allowed free electricity in the first place, Nikola Tesla. Everyone bitches and moans over student loans, plaster warnings on cigarettes, and demonizes ‘The Weed’; while gas stations label pumps with blue skies and white fucking clouds, and the words ‘CLEAN GASOLINE’?! What the fuck is going on on this planet?! —Logic
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
Um, because we like being warm in the winter, cool in the summer to begin with, plus hundreds of thousands other uses.
You also probably believe in a perpetual energy generator too.
lol
@Bro Tim – Based on what I’ve seen you post ’round these parts, you deff work for Big Oil; or are by nature, really dumb.
Perpetual energy is possible, apply some magnets (If you can figure out how.) to a bike wheel mounted on a front fork and you will see motion without fuel.
If a stoner retard can do that, so can the multi conglomerate corporation; who are apparently murdering us all en masse for some pocket change.
I made one of those perpetual motion machines in high school….
lets just say the magnets couldn’t overcome the friction generated.
hey, there’s the solution! Friction!
Ban shoes and carpet the world and clean energy will be abundant!
The world does contain a ‘static’ amount of energy….
🙂
Then why haven’t you made your billions doing it. Oh I know why. The Men in Black in their black heliocopters will come and get you.
BTW a stoner retard will believe anything.
Laerrus, sory- no perpetual motion machine yet, not until we’re able to negate Newton’s third law of motion, and Kirchhoff’s laws of current (geting there).
did someone say tesla? this is funny but historically correct, i think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1x1uY
WTF is up with all the hippies posting bitches lately?
Vernal Equinox and the Super Moon, no doubt.
LAERRUS I hope that was a joke.
Aha! brings out those howling hippies fo’ shiz.
Like spawning grunions on the beaches of California except the fishies smell better and actually serve a purpose.
What are you buying with your Big-Oil-Blood-Money Ralm?
Let’s see how long he or she lasts when we take all oil and oil products away from him or her.
Anybody up for some hacky-sack?
This little bit of paradise in the carribean. Where I shall hire excellent staff, build a lovely cabana and drink pina coladas all day long…
Can’t help myself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFB7bGCAgc…
The tree’s reply:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIULIJxVr7A
Oops, and here’s the link ;p
http://www.beyondbocas.com/moxiepix/a219.j…
You mean like his computer, 37 speed mountain bike and plastic bong pipe shaped like Che Guevara, Tim?
i’m telling you cranky, a big game of red rover in the commons
..yea omfg..i moved off galiano isle..than vancouver…where tf are all these hemp heads coming from..dang! 🙂
Perpetual motion isn’t possible, sorry fellas. Even if perpetual motion WAS possible, there is no way that any machine can achieve an efficiency of greater than 100%… mostly because you CANT MAKE ENERGY OUT OF NOTHING. If the machine cant keep itself running without fuel and produce extra, there is no point. which is fucking impossible.
Best bet is with nuclear, but I doubt we will see any big nuclear projects go because of the situation in Japan… Too bad because nuclear is definitely the solution to the world’s problems for the foreseeable future.
nuclear is still destructive…though abundant.
and a perpetual motion machine doesn’t have to produce energy…..
so it’s not that you’re achieving > 100% efficiency…
it’s that you’re demanding 0 energy loss, or 100% even…
ie, the machine works and re-uses its energy 100%.
really, it’s stupid because it does serve no value unless it can create energy… which can’t (bold, I know) happen in this universe.
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Problem with nuclear is, unless the reactors are maintained well, you get the situation you had in Chalk River. We all know how governments are so keen on maintaining shit like that. So what you get are old reactors flaking out and being shut down and in the meantime those who depends on said reactors are fuk’d. Think of all the cancer patients who had to have their treatments put on hold because of the isotope shortage. PERHAPS if maintenance had’ve been a little more top of mind considering it’s one of only a few that produce these isotopes worldwide, we wouldn’t’ve been in such a pickle.
So, unless governments plan on putting the continued money into these projects (not just at the onset) and replacing them when their lifespan is clearly up (and finding a way to ensure we don’t get another Three Mile Islands or heavens forbid: Chernobyl) I think the prospect of relying on nuclear energy is just… kind of unsettling.
Sure, sure OP. And in a few years you’ll be driving an SUV too….if you’re lucky. Suck it Mother Earth, now fill my tank with fossil fuel.
And yet your still part of the problem, using a computer to write this message that is powered by coal, a fossil fuel at NS POWER…………………….
News flash: burning fossil fuels has released more radioactivity into the atmosphere than the sum of all weapons testing and the small fraction that nuclear power accidents contribute to that.
Meltdown-proof reactor technology is over 30 years old.
Fall prey to propaganda much?
Let me guess: marijuana leads to heroin and men are responsible for all wars, right?
Cuntfuckers.
And Mt St Helen’s blew more carbon and other shit into the atmosphere than all the exhaust during WWII, so what’s your point.
My point is that fear of nuclear power is irrational.
Your carbon sidetrack is irrelevant in this context, but since you raised it, cement production is the problem. Volcanoes vs internal combustion engine exhaust is almost always the refuge statistic of the programmed.
The second point is that you have been programmed; and don’t know it.
of course it is o.p., so is the u.s.of assholes. but do you see everyone getting all fucked up about it? if you do, that is only because they decided to stick their fucking noses in another war. wow, won’t these fucking fools ever let other countries settle their own damn problems?
every day, it’s a new stupid war, with new stupid names for more stupid fucking operations. give it the fuck up already. lots of people are losing any support that you might have had, look at franch, italy and a lot of others. how’s that fake war in iraq going? how about the afghani one? why bother starting more shit, and getting more civilins killed? keep your war mongering fucking noses within your own country, and solve your crime rates, and that goes fucking triple for canada, let them fight their own fucking battles. i’m waiting for the first canadian to die, then the outrage will begin again, and nothing will be really done to stop it from happening. canadian military, is just being used as a shield, to let those folks over there, target practice on. while the others, sit safely away, a thousand miles. war never solves anything.
The war is about drugs now, not oil. Oil will run out, poppies however are a renewable and much more lucrative resource. Oil is moot. (Look what this hand is doing! No don’t look over there, never mind that!)
And it does solve something. It keeps the Mrs. in shoes and leather bucket air conditioned seats as she drives to the mall.
NO BLOOD FOR TIMBITS!
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Considering how cool you major posters here are, you sure are online a lot; espousing doubting opinions and negative pointless arguments.
This cat has held off on buying any vehicle simply because of the fuel used; my bong is made of glass; and as for bottom feeding cock suckers; better then being the rich man with children’s blood on his hands.
The magnets only need to be positioned properly so that it reduces it’s repulsion while increasing it’s attraction, then vice versa on the way out.
I’m not a billionaire from it, as I do not have the laboratory setting to build a giant ‘science worthy’ model of it.
As for people not getting fucked up from oil:
China has reported last year that there are 2 birth defects per minute there, damaged genetic code, directly linked to emmisions from their power plants and vehicles.
China is oddly enough, also beating the shit out of all the other nations in terms of pulling it around.
You fuck heads need to cut it out with this hippie garbage talk; I’m not a hippie, many other people concerned with these issues are not hippies.
If you actually took the time to meet any of the hippies in this town, you’d realize most of them are just flakes without a clue; just following media molds, like the Bros and everyone else.
Be cool braaaah…
Fuck off.
Stop taking the shit said on here so seriously, Laerrus. Most of it is said tongue and cheekily.
holy shit, we have a genuine scientist type here. let me guess, you are also planning or are building a time machine, a ray gun to make shit disappear completely, and a portal to jump between existances too. stick with the weed man, it’ll be better in the end.
Laerrus, I’m an electronic tech, over 30 yrs experience. I’m a bit of a fan of perpetual motion machines. “The magnets only need to be positioned properly so that it reduces it’s repulsion while increasing it’s attraction, then vice versa on the way out.” – Sorry it doesn’t work that way, it’s 50/50, you can’t make positive stronger without the negative also being stronger 🙁
For what you’re thinking of, requires mono-poles, which do not exist yet. btw, mono-poles have been mathematicaly proven – lolz
there is lots of room in the sandbox laerrus. this is a nothing site but you might find what you’re looking for here…take want you want and leave the rest
why don’t you fire up your flux capacitor and take a trip back in time, oh about a hundred years when the internal combustion engine was unveiled to the masses. Yes, only barely 100 years. The use of gasoline as a method to propel ourselves around in our shit boxes is only a blip in the history of motorized transport. chill dude. it will all be over soon..
Ahh…to be young and idealistic, rather than old and jaded.
Got that, metallic bile, taste in the back of your throat yet?
It never goes away, you just stop noticing it after a while.
Laerrus, if you want to talk about the unfairness of life, you’ve come to the right place. Just don’t be another mm, please.
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OP I don’t think you could even imagine a life without oil right now. Let me try and paint a picture, it looks like 1850 and it sucks. There is currently no alternative that is economically viable. Although have fun with your fantasy perpetual motion machine.
Laerrus man, I had them on the ropes and you totally spoiled it. Dammit.
I make a series of killer posts, and only get obviously absurd and acquiescent posts in reply, I had won the argument for you.
Ah well, my own fault for squandering my brilliance here.
um, we don’t literally buy gas by the bucket full.
When was the last time you went to the store and bought a “bucket of gas” ?
No, we buy gas by the barrel, if you wanna get all technical … slash, my parents have bought (small) buckets of gas … to clean paint brushes. Little Donk helping clean the paint brushes … or was that kerosene … ah the old country.
but yeah oil bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prz1M1tS7Gw love this tune….
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See how smart I am? Fuck, I am amazing. You are all so fucking lame it is unbelievable.
You have given me the the idea to write a LTTWB bot. I think I have the algorithm down. It should be quite easy to simulate one of you. The fun part would be watching you all fall in love with it.
Have at it, Sport. We don’t discriminate. Equal opportunity haters, we be.
3rdDose,
I don’t know about *simulatinjg* one of us, but you’re certainly *stimulating* one of us.
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@Hugo Phurst…
I see what you’re saying, and believe it; but what about electromagnets firing on and off as they are required to?
Electromagnets-as in requires an electric current. Where does the electric current come from?
Anybody know what happened to the web site today? Was it Tesla’s ghost in the machine giving us another dose or were they targeted by anarcho-hackers?
i have it on good authority that it was the…what? help!!! call the police!!! DISCLAIMER: i have no clue
If you’d played your cards right Painey you could have gotten a trip in one of those black helicopters *narf*
http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/11/04/black_hel…
Something tells me ‘Anarcho-Hackers’ have better things to do than bother thecoast.ca‘s service…
If you want to get depressed enough to shoot yourself OP look into how many things are made with petrochemicals. Including your computer, you planet-rape perpetuating sadist. And for the love of God don’t start touting biodiesel, I’ll have to bring up nitrogen fixing and your head will explode.
Dear people who criticize oil and shit: all the good stuff is made from oil in some way. So stfu.
And yes I skimmed this bitch and no I didn’t read the comments. My head would’ve fucking exploded.
we’re not talking about honey oil pk^^^
…Like French Fries (or Freedom Fries, if you are so inclined). Although wikileaks maintains that Bud the Spud was getting his cooking oil from Haliburton which no doubt explains why his truck was targeted for vandalism during the G-8 riots a few years back. >; )
Fucking sock puppets are everywhere. Time to dig out the flamethrower, I guess.
But Brendon – isn’t the primary ingredient of flamethrowers *gasp* a petroleum based product? YOU MONSTER! >; )
Hahaha Iknorite?
Not to forget all those edible petroleum products which means that in a convoluted 60 million degrees of separation kind of way – you are eating Bronto-Burgers.
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
the *shakes* at mcreepyclown used to be made with edible oil products. you could pop a vein trying to suck that shite through a straw
Laerrus, a peretual motion machine, by definition is able to run without any external power, and/or is able to run on the power that it generates, by itself.
When you use electromagnets to turn/control a rotor, you have yourslf an electric motor. So what you’re describing is a self contained generator/motor assembly.
I’m not going into the specifics (too long), everything resists the flow of electricity, everything. So in order to produce electrical energy, work must be done. The amount kenetic energy required to overcome the – circuit resistance of the machine, friction & inertia of the mechanical and magnetic parts, etc…is greater than the amount of electrical energy that can be produced from the generator. In other words, your machine has to produce enough power to run both a motor and a generator. With todays technology, it can’t.
When we finally have room-temperature super-conductors (no electrical resistance), we’ll be closer to peretual motion machines.
The closest thing we have to perpetual motion is, to suspend an object within a magnetic field, in a vacuum, and impart a spin. The object will rotate for a long time, and that’s the best that can be done.
i SAY WE PUT Laerrus, IN a vacuum and leave it there.
That was not nice of me he/she is better than Annie anyday!
Careful Donk – something tells me our resident Magneto doesn’t take kindly to people mocking his Teslacycle…
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Perpetual motion machines are BUNK.
Not one, ever, has worked.
Every couple of years some people claim to have made a perpetual motion machine, and all of them have failed miserably.
Speaking of “green technology”…..
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…