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I cleared the driveway. You shored it up. I cleared the driveway. you dammed it up. I cleared the driveway, you helpful guys shored it up. I cleared the fucking driveway. You helpful masochistic fellas dammed it up. I cleared the driveway. Please don’t fucking shore it up again.
—I’m tired
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.
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You need to clear a 45 degree angle away from the left of your driveway so that when the plow comes it doesn’t push the snow you plowed there over your driveway, plow to the right and you will be fine.
Do it right the first time.
Be thankful the plows are out on your street. I mean, what would you rather….. the operator lifting up the plow to pass by the x number of meters of street in front of your driveway, or a nicely plowed street and a little work to do in the driveway. By the way, I think you are exaggerating a bit. Surely the plow does not fill your driveway everytime it goes by. Would be interesting to see how you avoid putting some excess snow on driveways if you were the one driving the plow.
I’m just wondering how I couldn’t even go anywhere until after two because my street was so snow covered, and I only had one plow go by..yet the plow came by how many times for you!
You suck!
=)
Just accept it as a fact of life in Canada. Everyone has the same complaint.
but o.p., didn’t you enjoy all the free exercize you were getting. jesus, if you had to go to a gym, it would have cost you a membership and dues and shit. let me know if you need more free workouts, we can go hunting in the fall. i’ll even let you wear the horns.
Heheh… “beaver.”
haha Q man – we have to go check that ” Beaver ” problem !!! LMAO
Actually I think what might work is leaving a heavy trail of cayenne pepper along the drive might keep them out . I know it does for certain animals in the woods . But i don’t know if it works for beavers.
If the OP here doesn’t like all these beavers hanging around, they’re more than welcome to come to my (mom’s) place. Beaver party!
better bitch slap that beaver bombastically:) huh?