WE really should be thanking YOU. You know us (users of the scenic fifth floor reading room at the public library) and our repressed sexual proclivities (foot fetishes) even better than we know ourselves. You know that we are all just sitting there pretending to read, but deep down we are DYING to see your bare-ass feet up on the coffee table. We await the moment you regularly come in, take off your shoes and socks, and unleash your sweaty man-hooves up on and all over the communal furniture, with bonus titillation for those of us sexually aroused by foot fungus and general dude-foot gnarliness. Everyone who uses that reading room loves it, and what may seem like collective retching or an oppressive wave of utter disgust is actually all of us orgasming in unison. I’ve arranged for you to get the key to the city for your dedicated public service. —Repressed Foot Fetishist
This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2017.
Ok this was pretty funny. And gross.
LMAO
Nobody says anything!!??
@WesLee Yep pretty much. Everyone’s too afraid to speak up because they don’t wan’t to be labeled as ableist/sexist/whateverist. Hell I would rather be called a right-wing Nazi because I tell some random homeless guy to be conscious of others when they plaster their unwashed feet on the table I am using.
Chuckle, chuckle.
On a more serious note…. people do this kind of shit? Seriously? It’s days like these that I get to check the “normal” box. It’s a small victory, but I’ll take it.
Yes Poprah, there are foot-fetishists. And poop-eaters. And urophiles. And hand-ballers. And for all intents and purposes, they too are normal.
I wasn’t talking about fetishists, I was talking about someone taking off their shoes and socks in a public library. I get there are sexual kinks, but my comment was not insulting them but calling into question the poor etiquette of some people sharing public spaces. But thanks for misunderstanding my comment, the bitch itself and trying to put words in my mouth. Please reread the bitch, then my comment, then feel stupid for both of us. Thanks!!!
Sensitive?
A little around the tip. You?
Bwahahaha!
Complain to the staff and the library. Bitching and whining about a problem in a forum will not accomplish anything, if you don’t tell the right people.
Just my opinion.