For fuck’s sake, just honest be honest about your feelings. All the cutesy poetic love rants are incredibly fucking annoying and speak to the cowardice of people. If you are into someone, just fucking tell them already. Nobody reads the Love the Way We Love and says, ‘Oh I wish some anonymous person will leave me a sweet, sappy message that makes me fall utterly in love with a person I will never meet in real life because they are too goddamn afraid to just ask me out on a date.’ If that is too harsh, just imagine Jello Biafra whispering it instead. -For Fuck’s Sake Already
This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.
but the missed connections is my favorite section on kijiji
OP, if you are female I think I may know a great guy who is your perfect match……I actually like the LOVE section (a nice break from this side), but I LOVE your Jello Biafra idea! lol
Jello? Someone is named Jello?!
For you Meaty!
http://youtu.be/ksKWonVOAgE
WTF?!
op just don’t go over to ‘that side’ .
no one’s forcing yer eyeballs to lock and load that stuff.
Leave the love alone, those people provide me with free entertainment!!!
That’s why I like to shit on them from time to time.
Relationships are bullshit, so why bother?