You should assume that at night people are trying to sleep, even on the weekend… with windows open in the summer, imagine that! So when you choose to sit on your balcony and have a chat after midnight until 5am, you are choosing to disturb your neighbours. Grow up, get your head out of your ass, and think about someone else for a change. —Soon to be Ex-Neighbour
This article appears in Aug 25-31, 2011.


Close your window.
Or buy some ear plugs.
Your need for sleep, doesn’t exceed someone else’s need to stay up with a friend all night.
Unless the noise reaches a certain level (which talking probably wouldn’t), people have a right to enjoy the balcony they paid for. It’s not up to you to decide what time is acceptable for socialization for other people. If it bothers you then move, buy a house in the country and fuck off. I hate the whiny ass people in this city, always complaining about a little noise.
PS: I doubt you would be able to hear them over a window mounted air conditioner. What’s that? Can’t afford one? That’s a shame, I guess you’ll have to put up with a little noise.
thats a tough call. I have sympathy for the sleepyhead, but as long as the two twits talked normally or a little quieter than normal, then I think sleepyhead needs to try something like turn on the bathroom fan for white noise.
If the AC is too expensive, try one of those window fans, that would probably work well.
If it’s just talking and not yelling, I don’t think you much of a case OP. Get a fan, put it close to you, the whirring will drown out most noise.
Play Pat Boone out your window (quietly of course), it’ll put everybody to sleep 😉
Then again….run screaming, into the darknes, might be mor(t)e likely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z67IqrmygZY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QS9aU0ONgA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJhDlz4jxM
just tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP, you pussy.
OP, condo or apartment? Apartments have lower-class/poor people who don’t know any better. I suggest moving into a condo…..much more classier people.
I am sure the point of them sitting and talking on the balcony was to disrupt your sleep…unfortunate but you also have to share or close your window
AHAHA i agree with sucks: just tell them to stfu.
sebastien_, Are all of your classy neighbours illiterate and obnoxious like you?
Much more classier? Way more not fatter too. Lots more not poorish people. When I imagine you, I think of the guy on the Hardline chat ads to the right.
We once had neighbors who enjoyed having a rave EVERY night, seriously you could hear the music down the street. After a few nieghbors complained about the noise all night, and still no change we decided to plug in the amps, and have a good old band practice when the jerks were sleeping off hangovers. A few morning sessions of that, and the rave was quickly moved to another location:) If they get really loud chatting, compete with that, or make really loud awkward sex noises that will interrupt them and force them inside:):) One of my friends lived in a dorm, and taking summer classes was harsh for the noise, so she bought a whoopie cushion and blared it each time there were a couple of idiots being loud on a balcony:):)
Combining awkward sex noises with the whoopie cushion could be fun
🙂
Condos are for losers who cannot afford a real home. Buy a house instead. Home-owners are way more classier than homo-ners.