Did the little girls oohing and aahing you make you feel young again? Did their moms who actually remember you make you feel old immediately afterward? Have you done anything new in the past 15 years besides stroke yourselves raw with delusions of grandeur and rape the north american public’s nostalgia?

Go home, get a job selling real estate to other has-beens, and leave the world the fuck alone! —Rustynutz

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  1. There are so many other people more worthy of your contempt than these little fuckers. A critique of their shitty music I could accept, but you really don’t outline any reason for hating them other than the fact that they exist.

    And other has-beens don’t sell real estate, they retire early and live in mansions.

    Also, how does one “rape nostalgia?”

  2. LOL…never thought of that, but Backkstreet Boys came out in 1996, so I suppose those fans could now be moms. I guess soccer moms go to the concert to get that wet feeling inside again.

  3. I heard it was a great show – not exactly my liking… but hey. Apparently now that they’ve passed puberty, their voices are good, they can still dance, and a friend of mine who went said it was the most g-rated show she’s EVER been to (except for the moms who were dressed up like who-res). Seriously though – mellow out. They weren’t attacking you!

  4. Where’s a crazy waterbottle chucking fiend when you need one.

    It’s pretty bad when you’re not even as good as S Club 7.

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