To the driver of the red Nissan Altima turning left out of Allan Street on Friday evening – I saw you almost hit that man on the bicycle. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Also, if one more car speeds ahead of me to make a right turn and cut me off, I’m going to take a shit in your backseat.
—pissed and willing to shit
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.
Shit in their cupholders.
this is a case to carry a heavy fucking ball bat, get the idea. if an asshole wants to try their luck, with a pissed off person with one, my money is on the bat. and don’t even bother to say they would be charged, dead people tell no tales.get the idea.
Probably another bike without lights or reflectors coming out of nowhere. Just a little suggestion, lights, reflectors or reflective clothing does wonders.
You can kill as many people you want as long as you do it with a car. Many people who know me know to use whatever money comes out of a lawsuit against a person who kills me while I’m on my bike as a payment to arrange to have that person killed.
I have it on high authority that the guy on the bike had it coming
OP, I sure hope you try that shit in my backseat. I haven’t thumped someone in a while now and I sure feel sorry for the idiot who allows me to legally lay me hateful hands on them. You expect cars to yield to your right-turning bike? You’re a joke! Please pick me.
Cranky, friendly Nova Scotians like you make the HRM a fucking wonderful place to live, you know? I wish there were more hateful, murderous bastards like you…. just can’t get enough
yeah seriously get head lights insurance registration and all that lovely stuff if you think your equal to a vehicle on the road stay to right and get the fuck out of the way it doesn’t matter who’s right or wrong when someone ends up getting hurt or killed. Sueing someone isn’t gonna take the pain away. As far as I’m concerned If I see one more bicycle in a 80 zone half way out onto the road on a hill where I have to slam on my breaks I’m gonna flip shit!
I’ve got lights.
I’ve had insurance for 20+ years
I’ve been paying registration and licensing fees for 20+ years.
This is why I am ok with having someone kill the person who kills me: http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/1144484…
And why I am Cranky.
Cranky, you’re unreal. You wish death upon a person who was negligent? I know who is worse… the guy with murderous intent. You suck. You really do.
Piss in his gas tank.
Mr McNasty , vinegar works better 😉
If I am killed because someone is driving a 2000lb piece of metal and would rather be talking on their cell phone than paying attention? Yes. And it could happen. I had a car written off once because of it. If I was on a bike instead of in a car I would have been dead. So yes, I suck.
The fact that you’d wish death upon anybody is what’s frightening about you, Cranky.
I don’t wish death on anybody. I know its contradictory but I am pro-choice/anti-death penalty and am at the same time pro-personal vengeance. A weird soup, I know.
Picture a friend of yours bleeding out onto a street so fast that he/she is within minutes/seconds of bleeding to death and the only reason they survive is that an ambulance is answering a call the next block up and the reason they are lying there in the street is entirely the fault (is not bothering to slow down/stop premeditated, I guess loosely it could be construed as such) of another person.
I guess, in a way, that driver has to live with a death/possible death their whole life. But then again I bet they get over it eventually.
So what if they do “get over it”? Good for them! They’ll make better citizens for it, let’s hope they do! What you’d have to worry about is the person who refuses to “get over it”. Vengeance is what leads to more killing and ultimately war. We know this, don’t we?
Here’s what led me to oppose capital punishment… he’s my kid. He arrived home 10 minutes earlier than me. I enter the house. A man stands over him with a bloody knife and has killed my child. The stuff nightmares are made of, I know! Would I hunt him down and kill him? Yes. At that moment without a doubt I would. I’d likely even give my own life in trying to accomplish such a feat. BUT if 10 or 20 YEARS down the road it is me who must issue the final injection or it is me who flips the switch to kill the killer then it is me who has failed to strive for wellness in myself, in my life and in my community. My ability to carry and live with hate is what makes me dangerous and if you think you can carry hate in a pouch and not get it all over you and your friends and your family you’re wrong. And if I do have the courage to carry out “justice” then what has been accomplished? What have I become and what have I done to you my family, my friends, my living child, my community?
Phew, I may be all bitched out. Thanks!
We can only hope.
Actually Mythbusters proved that bleach works the best.
Kay please read what you post because you are the worst fucking hypocrite I have EVER witnessed…case in point:
Post 1 by Kay
OP, I sure hope you try that shit in my backseat. I haven’t thumped someone in a while now and I sure feel sorry for the idiot who allows me to legally lay me hateful hands on them. You expect cars to yield to your right-turning bike? You’re a joke! Please pick me.
Posted by kay on September 26, 2009 at 6:21 AM | Report this comment
Post 2 by Kay (RIGHT AFTER POST 1)
Cranky, friendly Nova Scotians like you make the HRM a fucking wonderful place to live, you know? I wish there were more hateful, murderous bastards like you…. just can’t get enough
Posted by kay on September 26, 2009 at 6:57 AM | Report this comment
Kay to put this in as simple of terms as I can so that you will understand: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.
More – “Mr McNasty , vinegar works better ;)”
Well, yeah, that would work great too but it’s not as satisfactory and I wouldn’t bother paying any money to shaft an asshole like this plus you get some personal relief when you urinate. You could always use clumping cat litter in the tank. Just thought of that. Hey, that’s nice!
*rolls eyes @DER?*
Yeah Kay! You ROLL those eyes, girl! (Counterclockwise is most effective in my opinion.)