We get it. You have a tiny dick, or you can’t get it up, or what-the-fuck-ever, and having a way too loud, modded-to-hell car helps you feel better. That’s fine.
But maybe you should get an actual nice car and supe it up instead of slapping a spoiler, some rims, and a woofer onto your shitty Honda? If you’re gonna over-compensate, at least make yourself look good instead of looking like the dumbass bro you probably are.
—Sick of seeing shitty suped-up Civics
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2018.
Try living by point pleasant park. Overcompensating males congregate in the parking lots as if some cult ritual. Please god, if I ever had a son don’t let them turn out like that
This idea that dudes must be compensating if they own & enjoy certain things is really fucking stupid.. unless of course you’re walking around with a ruler & have solid info to back up your juvenile BS smack talk
Fully agree and as a car fan, I apologize for these tools, I try to tell friends not to put the obnoxious mufflers as not everyone wants or enjoys hearing your Civic hit Vtec but it falls on deaf ears… It’s also just a selfish rude thing to do and that goes for trucks and motorcycles too! Lots of people like cars, I love cars, However lots of people don’t…. they matter too!
How do you know, maybe he has a dick down to the ground and you’re just getting old. There are lots of old people that have loud exhausts on their shitty Vettes too.
The size or ability of your dick is irrelevant – if you think it’s cool or ‘manly’ to be a loud obnoxious tool, you’re wrong. Its pathetic and everyone is laughing at you.