Today I drove by a man in a wheelchair on Bayer’s Road, and it was actually the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Everyone is bitching about the condition of the sidewalks, it’s no surprise; but to actually witness this poor guy really hit home for me. You think you have it hard, try pushing that thing through these ridiculous sidewalks, holy hell.. Even driving is a nightmare. You have to pull ahead to see around 10 ft snowbanks at every intersection potentially putting yourself in the way of oncoming traffic, real nice, what a joke. —Kaejae
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2015.
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“Today I drove by a man in a wheelchair on Bayer’s Road, and it was actually the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.” Kaejae
Did your cup of coffee at Tim’s give you lift?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Enough already, the city isn’t going to help. It’s every person for themselves until Spring arrives.
Halifax hates old people and those infirm. Is this news? Complain and our able-bodied mayor asks you to have a look at the state of his driveway. Council treats you like a whining child. The imbeciles the city employed throw their hands up in the air and ask, “What’s salt?” And when the snow melts, we will see the bodies of the brave floating down the street in the slush like those in the Ganges.
I see the SHITD bitch was pulled. Oddly, the Halifax Crafters bitch is still live. While both are libelous, only one gets pulled; even after the subject of the pulled-bitch requested it not be.
Mod, please explain.
It’s time for someone to invent an affordable all-weather wheel chair that can navigate snow and ice. At the best of times there are always going to be sections of sidewalk and intersections that are difficult to traverse.
wait wait wait a minute.. is this an older bitch from like a few days ago and got posted today? Why was this guy in a wheelchair going out in the middle of or right after a snowstorm thinking the sidewalks were gonna be clear… and if he needed food… why did he wait for today when it’s been nice all week? Not that they were easy to navigate before today, but what’s he doin out there today of all days?
^^^ you’ve obviously never submitted a bitch before. There is a lag of several days (and sometimes more) from when you submit until it is posted. I guarantee it is not from today.
Lawnchair Larry + modern drone technology = Bladerunner Spinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJR_yjayaNg
BTW, just wondering, does anyone know whether I. Sonafabitch was assassinated or if he is simply in the witness protection program under an assumed identity? I heard tell of a character named Mr. Meaty who also disappeared under strange circumstances and is still unaccounted for.
Colonel Ivan was charged under several subsections of Article 58 and sentenced to 30 years redemptive labour without right of communication.
That’s only a rumour, Chuck. The Colonel disappeared under the Witness Protection Program and now poses as a Danish hazelnut farmer in Lick Skillet, Tennessee.
I heerd tell there’s a new male perfessor of Gender Studies up to Pill Hill. Teaches “Cis-Male Militarism and the New World Order”, so he does. Makes a mean kale hummus that he proudly serves at faculty parties where he takes great care to not occupy too much space.
Seven feet tall he is, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes are like steel, cold, hard. Has a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell …
Ivan and Meaty are having a beer and correcting the errors of the World. Neither can be silenced…
‘…Seven feet tall he is, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes are like steel, cold, hard. Has a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell…’
Even Chuck Norris is afraid of him.
Ivan, Meaty, Fonebone, Monstercock, Hugo Phurst, Mel, Orgasmatron et al makes quite a mental visual.
It’s like Rock ‘n Roll Heaven with an Oom-Pah-Pah band. And Hunter S Thompson as emcee.
And I’d be a right prat if I didn’t mention Wheelie, Wheelie who was not only banned from this board but went on to become a Halifax folk hero. A gem on the board, a gem in person, our pal Wheelie was banned because of nasty toothless old fossil who shall remain nameless. But that’s a story for another day.
Never to be confused with Wheels, Rock Church devotee and empty bus lover.
You’ve got that one right, Tonto.
Jesus! Now that you recant the battle, I am reliving the decimation. The common theme seems to be male organ-related. Jealousy of such and a sense of self-imposed power are the weapons.
Oddly, it’s the commenters that make this blog. Why cut off your nose to spite your face?
Oh, I forgot… penises. Dirty penises.
I am adding one more great thing about living out in the boonies …we are having absolutely no problems with our sidewalks .
Sure you guys might point out ‘there are no sidewalks’ out here & that’s true. I’m just pointing out that unlike the city, there’s one less problem out here in the country 😉