You stumbled out of my work place moments before me, a thick fog of beer stink trailing behind you. You were strutting down the middle of the street when I passed you on my bike (completely legally I might add), when all of a sudden I get hit by a wave of drunken insults issuing from your fetid mung-crusted mouth. I quote, “You stupid b****, I can’t wait till they enact laws to get rid of you f***ing cyclists, ya that’s right go home to f***ing Vancouver you stupid c***!”
Anyway, all I can say is I’m sorry. You seem to feel that life has handed you a small stack of sh*t instead of some decent playing cards to get you through. That’s sad. Living with yourself, you sad excuse for an adult male, is punishment enough I’m sure. —Er
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
H.R.M. Council Meeting? Time for another “Alcohol is bad, MmmmKay” memo from Hizzoner’s office.
Should have turned around and run him down. Or at least make him run away from you.
He was drunk. I don’t know what else to say.
Even drunk he knew you were a stupid c***!
at least he didn’t throw eggs at you
Now that he knows who you are, and where you park your bike, maybe he’ll leave early, steal your bike, and throw it in the harbour.
Excellent bitch.
Erudite. Funny.
One of the best ever posted.
came out of your work did he? fuck o.p., tell us where you are at, and we will all get a job there. drunk, on a work day, at the place of employment. anyone else see the funny side of this? o.p., must have known this person then, or they would not have mentioned that word, work.fess up o.p., it were your boss man, right?
LS, I think the OB probably works in a bar or restaurant and this piss loaded drunk guy was there as a customer and left just before she ended her shift. That’s how I read it anyhow
Or maybe the guy was drunk to begin with and stumbled into where-ever it is the OB works (not necessarily a bar/restaurant), and then left just before she did.