To the cute guy/girl/dog who smiled at me/said ‘hi’/acknowledged my existence… I’m really glad I spent an hour getting ready this morning and clearly it paid off! I saw you hanging around downtown on a sunny day, you have brown hair and you were wearing blue jeans. I think our eyes might have met for the briefest of moments. If anybody whatsoever responds to this post I will most likely sleep with them. —Happy, Enjoying Life, Perusing
This article appears in Sep 12-18, 2013.
I like to be slept with. And I like it when people spend an hour getting ready to say hi to me in the morning.
Sadly though, I’m taken. I have two cats.
sorry op! I am taken, too. I have 3 dogs.
Your bed will be pretty full if you invite those people you met that said hi to you….make sure the dog has leg room to stretch.
i have a murder of crows
ahahahaha oh this made me really laugh. thanks op