Okay, people: READ THE FUCKING SIGNS. “Door is locked, please use buzzer” does not translate to “pull hard on the door until you break it.” End of rant.
—Button pusher

This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2019.

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  1. What if you can’t read? What if you’re from Bumbucket, Hants County and can only count to 10? Such people do exist.

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