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You three work in a store which sells things, like… pepperoni and other such fare. I am a customer who buys things, like… pepperoni. Why don’t you smile? Better, why do you scowl? In all the years I have been buying things from you, like… pepperoni, you all scowl. Not one of you smiles and not at anyone. No one. Not a smirk. —Max
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2016.
They sell pepperoni. What the hell do they have to smile about?
Maybe they are afraid they will fart if they smile, from eating so much pepperoni . The scowl could be connected to the clench.
Be thankful.
If I had to stuff pepperoni all day, I wouldn’t be smiling either.
If the staff at the shop in question are polite and efficient that is all you can expect and more than enough in my books. But maybe they could hire Mickey Rourke to spice things up a little. A scene from “The Wrestler”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagCa__DYJ…
^^^
But they aren’t polite, ergo the bitch. If you don’t like your jobs, find another. Why waste so much energy being unhappy when you can use it to be happy?
That shop looks like it hasn’t changed in 50 years, and neither do the employees.
I would buy Brother’s pep even if I discovered it was shat from some sort of hell Beast.
They don’t owe you a smile. Buy your pepperoni and fuck off.
I was in for the first time in ever just before Christmas.
I got lot’s of smiles from the little cutie that served me, my little heart went pitter patter…
Still think of her……..occasionally.