For some, it’s a dream to descend from a pristine white golf cart onto a dewy, emerald green. To strut around wearing only the finest cashmere argyle. To tee off in stuffy silence as powerful gentlefolk look on. But often, an empty pocketbook, some unapologetically bad manners and that pilly acrylic sweater stand between the dream and the reality.

But that’s a thing of the past.

The Lesser Golfers of Greater Halifax are calling non-golfers, bad golfers and impoverished golfers to play out their fantasies right here in the concrete jungle. By inviting people to play, no matter their socio-economic background, urban golf is effectively democratizing a sport that has long been synonymous with ostentatious displays of riches. This may just be the great equalizer, like blue jeans and tambourines.

It began three months ago when Jason Pelley, inspired in part by an article in Good magazine, began chipping away at tennis balls in his backyard. It was a way to burn off steam, get outdoors and see his neighbourhood in a new way. But when the backyard got too small, Pelley moved his hobby to the pavement. The streets became a fresh canvas for his vision of a new city—one in which everyone played together. This would be the first recorded game of urban golf in Halifax.

Pelley quickly began soliciting his friends to join him as he whacked balls around moving obstacles—speeding cars, ball-seeking dogs, even unsuspecting passersby, who were clobbered by a ball or two. It took three weeks before Pelley’s good friend Beau Cleeton joined. That was November. “I’ve played every week since then,” says Cleeton. The crew now boasts 40 regular players.

To play the game, much like real golf, players hit a ball at a target or into a hole with a club. But it’s the context in which urban golf is played that lends to its unique flavour—and it varies from one urban golf mecca to another. With groups playing the world over—Paris, Seattle, Sydney—the rules tend to vary markedly to accommodate special stops at local pubs, as well as diverse landscapes and climates.

Locally, the Lesser Golfers have three rules: Have respect. Everyone sucks. And don’t be a control freak. “We don’t own the game,” says Pelley, pointing to these Halifax-specific rules. “We just kinda started playing it.”

For Pelley and Cleeton, urban golf is about a lot more than cracking balls through middleclass neighbourhoods. It’s about community building. It’s about reinterpreting public space. “At night, if you’re using your city, it’s a playground,” explains Cleeton. “I’ve walked in neighbourhoods I’ve never been before and I’ve been living here for 12 years, for crying out loud.”

Urban golf is flexible in every sense of the word—rules, equipment and context—making it utterly inclusive. This is about “giving [golf] back to the people,” says Cleeton, who admits to never having played real golf. “The best thing for me that’s come out of this is the community, social involvement thing.”

Despite urban golf’s recent debut in Halifax, the sport has been traced back to 18th century Scotland. More recently the sport has piqued mainstream interest. In 2004, London hosted the first-ever urban golf tournament, which has spawned a copycat effect:Halifax has plans for a post-snow-season tournament. And yet another testament to its burgeoning popularity: World Urban Golf Day kicked off in Portland, Oregon in 2004.

But back here at home, the Lesser Golfers are always trying to expand the urban golf following—either by encouraging folk to join their established crew or making to space for new ones. Equipment donations are welcomed, so long as they’re second-hand.

Find out more about these new school athletes on Twitter at hfxurbangolf or on their blog at hfxurbangolf.wordpress.com.

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26 Comments

  1. The Coast gets ‘scooped’ by the Herald! Pretty sure I read about the latest indi-hipster craze more than a coupla days ago. Boo-urns.

  2. Actual golfing is really boring, which makes any variation on the “sport”, boring by extension. These morons need to realize they don’t live in a Dinosaur Jr. music video.

  3. Maybe chuck in a game of frisbee, oh sorry, “ultimate” and we’re on our way to an olympic event for the hipster crowd. Should probably include singlespeed brakeless bikes in some way as well…

  4. hate hate hate hate.

    i would love to tee up a tennis ball in the median on robie and nail it right into an oncoming bus. of course i would then fear for my life, for that bus driver or any other driver would probably try and hit me. which is understandable. but man that would be fun. i hate robie street and the busses on it. but this hate is due to poor planning.

    side story- a bus nearly drove me off the road on robie a month or so back when it moved out of its lane to pass a parked car on the street. i was slammed up against the snow bank on the median. nearly shit my pants.

  5. Dear Haters:

    Have you taken the time to read their blog? These guys are anything but hipsters. I also read about the game in the paper and headed out to play with a few friends two nights ago and and it is ridiculously fun.

    Besides, anyone old enough to reference a Dinsaur Jr. video should give up on trying to give up on telling people what is hip. It’s like watching someone’s dad try to rap.

  6. cpstubing:
    It is nothing like real golf. There is no putting. It is more about hanging out and exploring than playing the game. You should try it. I don’t like real golf and I loved this.

  7. Checked out the blog. Yep, people having fun. Nothing wrong with that.
    An FYI: young ‘uns out having weird fun are known as ‘hipsters’ to old farts like me (skinny jeans or not) and Dinosair jr referencers.

  8. It’s funny, I’m 27 and I’m old?! What are you, 12? As to the rap comment, if your dad was Mike D, I’d be interested in hearing him rap.

    Looked at the blog, and I realize I did the same thing out of boredom, in my backyard, with rocks when I was 10. It looks as boring now as it was then. At least a stuffy old clubhouse allows me to get shit-faced on good scotch.

    Give me urban curling. Now that shit would be hardcore.

  9. This if off-topic, but Cranky – as a cyclist, I am surprised you haven’t commented on, or added your “most dangerous” intersection to the google map we have on Chris Benjamin’s article.

  10. Andy, get back to serious work.
    More articles about good beer please and thank you.
    A round of good ale is important before any round of anything else.

  11. Speaking of beers I just got a growler of IPA so I’m pretty much in the zone to tackle that cyclist vs intersection dealio.

  12. Cranky: i consider “hipsters” to generally be vacuous lay abouts. They are talking about community building, engaging the cops, organizing others and spreading their games but not in a pie in the sky “save the whales” way. They don’t say flaky shit on their blog and they all sound like they have jobs… these are not signs of hipsters.

  13. Check out the hat and the dark-rimmed glasses! Yep, we’ve got ourselves some hipsters here alright.

  14. Dark rim glasses? Couldn’t that just mean that one of the thousands of shitty self-proclaimed “designers” or “creative” people in this city? Lord knows you can’t swing a stick in Halifax without hitting one of them…someone hit PK4 and check for cross-over…

  15. The self-proclaimed “designers” or “creative” people in this city are unfortunately going to fall into the ‘hipster’ definition for those of us that don’t care to get to know them. See also: emo vs punk arguments online.

  16. good grief! too bad the “comments” section has become a forum for such negativity. and what’s worse: none of it has a thing to do with urban golf. maybe busy yourselves on chatroulette? surely someone there cares to hear about all this poison.

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