I miss you. I never thought my daughter wouldn’t know her auntie, one of my favourite people. Every time I listen to Raffi or Fred Penner or watch some silly kids’ show on television, you are still (and will probably always be) the person I think about. I think about you a lot outside of […]
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
Love The Way We Bitch – Share your anger, complaints, frustrations, disappointment about living in Halifax. Post a bitch, a rant, a comment. Or send some love at Love The Way We Love blog. Printed weekly in the backpages of The Coast.
LoveButt
You don’t need to keep leaving me treats and greeting cards in my doorway. I’m grateful to simply be alongside you.—LunchButt
Lame bitch posts
All you bitchers who bitch about the slightest: The world doesn’t revolve around you because you missed a bus or the sidewalk isnt clean enough for you. Secondly, no one gives a shit.—Grow up, whiners
Netflix and chill losers
Show up to my house empty handed again and you will be asked to leave. If you aren’t taking me out on a date, you can at least bring wine. And if you expect another blowjob without eating my pussy, that will be the last time you get sex from me. Last chance, fucker!—All women
It’s not cool to leave a stool
To the woman walking the black lab on Cunard street: It’s clear you don’t understand that it’s your responsibility to clean up after your dog takes a dump. Let’s keep it real simple for you: if the dog poops, you scoop.—So glad I’m not your neighbour
Stop [Taxis] in the name of innovation [Uber], before I’m late again
Allow me to start by saying that (for the most part) the cab drivers I’ve interacted with have been nice people to talk to, and seemingly good hard-working people. I have (for the most part) nothing against the people who work as cab drivers. (Exception to the cab drivers who have sexually assaulted or harassed […]
Captain Obvious
So, I’m searching medical web sites for my symptoms to try to ease my worries. Lots of people have written in to share their opinions and symptoms. But, there is always the majority of annoying people who have to repeat the obvious: “Go see your doctor”. Fuck off, will you? Does every second person really […]
Humanity
It took me a while to get around to this, but I want to say thank you. Thank you to all the kind people who stopped when my car broke down on the corner of Woodlawn Road and Mount Edward Road in Dartmouth a few weeks ago. Although I had it under control and was […]
Cuddles Halifax
There is something deeply powerful and profound about feeling seen, heard and valued by another. Our understanding regarding the importance of physical touch and social connection is greater than ever—and so is the need.—Cuddles Halifax
School
Thanks for flooding the world with the lowest common denominator and for training them to claim they are artists. Also, fuck this city.—GTFO of the way
Notch on the bedpost
You were exactly what I needed. We met through a dating app. Hung out for an hour, had sex and that was that. You were lovely. Thank you.—XO
Smokers, vapers, everywhere…
…both in downtown Halifax and Dartmouth. It’s quite obvious by now that the folks in charge have no intention of enforcing the new smoking ban. Rather, by making the ban complaint-driven only (noxious phrase!), these people at the top are offloading their job tasks and responsibilities onto the ordinary citizen: The one whose taxes pay […]

