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Be a flame of love, pisces

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) I got an email from an Aquarian reader complaining that the astrologers she consulted in early 2009, including me, were wrong about the year ahead. All of us said it would be a time of expansion and opening for your tribe, a phase of rapid growth and fresh energy. But according […]

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Aquarians: move toward greater freedom

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) In the coming week, I predict that you will NOT experience disgusting fascinations, smiling-faced failures, sensationalized accounts of useless developments or bizarre fantasies in the middle of the night. You may, on the other hand, have encounters with uplifting disappointments, incendiary offers of assistance, mysterious declarations of interdependence and uproars that […]

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Do less of everything, Scorpio

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) One of the Jonas Brothers got married last month. Up until then, 22-year-old Kevin Jonas was a virgin, having long ago pledged himself to abstinence until his wedding day. At huffingtonpost.com, humourist Andy Borowitz reported that when Jonas and his bride returned from their honeymoon, he had some shocking news. “To […]

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Capitalize on your grace, taurus

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) The number of bacteria per square inch on a toilet seat averages about 50. Meanwhile, your telephone harbours over 25,000 germs per square inch and the top of your desk has about 21,000. I’d like you to use this as a metaphor that you can apply more universally. According to my […]

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Capitalize on nothingness, libra

Capricorn (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19) “You are what you love, not what loves you,” says the character Charlie Kaufman in the film Adaptation. (Kaufman is played by Nicolas Cage, who has three planets in Capricorn.) I urge you to work hard to make that perspective your own, Capricorn. Ideally, it will become a permanent addition to […]

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Renew your connections, Sagittarius

Capricorn (DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 19) “I am a man of fixed and unbending principles,” said American politician Everett Dirksen, “the first of which is to be flexible at all times.” That’s the kind of playful and resilient spirit I urge you to aspire to in 2010, Capricorn. I think you’re most likely to have a successful […]

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Fall more deeply in love, libra

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21) I hope you will get more sleep in 2010. And eat better food, too. And embark on some regimen like meditation that will reduce your stress levels. In general, Sagittarius, I hope you will learn a lot more about what makes your body function at optimum levels, and I hope you […]

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Search for the rich pickings, Virgo

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21) One of your top accomplishments in 2009 is the way you have united parts of yourself that had not previously been very well-connected. It seems you decided that you were tired of being split up into fragmented sub-personalities that had different agendas. Somehow you managed to convince them all to work […]

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Sagittarian Freedom Fighters, prepare!

Sagittarius (NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21) “Dear Rob: I love to be proven wrong. That’s not an ironic statement. I actually get excited and feel creative when I acquire new information that shows me I’ve been operating under a misunderstanding. One of my very favourite life moments occurs when I am convincingly liberated from a […]

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

SAGITTARIUS Birthdays (NOVEMBER 22-DECEMBER 21) The surest way to beat the system, my dear, is to elude it and erect your own system. The strategy most likely to leave your competitors babbling in the mirror, sweetheart, is to go completely over their heads. That doesn’t mean, darling, that you should be a remote and grandiose […]

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