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Seduce a centaur, Pisces

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) Caution: You may soon be exposed to outbreaks of peace, intelligence, and mutual admiration. Sweet satisfactions might erupt unexpectedly. Rousing connections could become almost routine, and useful revelations may proliferate. Are you prepared to fully accept this surge of grace? Or will you be suspicious of the chance to […]

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Explore new frontiers, Capricorn

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) Is Big Bang the best term we can come up with to reference the beginning of the universe? It sounds violent and messy—like a random, accidental splatter. I would much prefer a term that suggests sublime elegance and playful power—language that would capture the awe and reverence I feel […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) Suggested experiments: 1. Take a vow that from now on you won’t hide your beauty. 2. Strike a deal with your inner king or inner queen, guaranteeing that this regal part gets regular free expression. 3. Converse with your Future Self about how the two of you might collaborate […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) In my opinion, you need to bask in the glorious fury of at least one brainstorm—preferably multiple brainstorms— over the course of the next two weeks. What can you do to ensure that happens? How might you generate a flood of new ideas about how to live your life […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) Let’s assume, for the sake of fun argument, that you do indeed have a guardian angel. Even if you have steadfastly ignored this divine helper in the past, I’m asking you to strike up a close alliance in the coming weeks. If you need to engage in an elaborate […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) You’re not doing a baby chick a favour by helping it hatch. For the sake of its well-being, the bird needs to peck its way out of the egg. It’s got to exert all of its vigour and willpower in starting its new life. That’s a good metaphor for […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) Be alert for white feathers gliding on the wind. Before eating potato chips, examine each one to see if it bears a likeness of Rihanna or the Virgin Mary. Keep an eye out, too, for portents like robots wearing dreadlocked wigs or antique gold buttons lying in the gutter […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) Capricorns may be the hardest workers of the zodiac, and Tauruses the most dogged. But in the coming weeks, I suspect you Cancerians will be the *smartest* workers. You will efficiently surmise the precise nature of the tasks at hand, and do what’s necessary to accomplish them. There’ll be […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) If you are smoothly attuned with the cosmic rhythms and finely aligned with your unconscious wisdom, you could wake up one morning and find that a mental block has miraculously crumbled, instantly raising your intelligence. If you can find it in your proud heart to surrender to “god,” your […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) As I gaze into my crystal ball and invoke a vision of your near future, I find you communing with elemental energies that are almost beyond your power to control. But I’m not worried, because I also see that the spirit of fun is keeping you safe and protected. […]

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Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22) Once upon a time, weren’t you the master builder who never finished building your castle? Weren’t you the exile who wandered aimlessly while fantasizing about the perfect sanctuary of the past or the sweet safety zone of the future? Didn’t you perversely nurture the ache that arose from your […]

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