Hello person who made a Bitch about pedestrians and cyclists being slow or inconsiderate. It is I, a pedestrian and cyclist! I think you should know that any time a car is flying towards a crosswalk I do take my time. I do because my body is more vulnerable than your car. Stop coming to […]
Team Coast
Landlords, get your shit together
I’ve been seriously looking for a somewhat affordable apartment (an impossible task even going way out of my budget) and wanna say a BIG FUCK YOU to every landlord who puts up a December 1st apartment ONE OR TWOS WEEKS away from that date. You know people have to put a notice in, right? If […]
Morning sunshine
Could the mustachioed fellow who has the morning shift at the Alderney Ferry booth be any more awesome? Always smiling, always kind—he is an amazing ambassador for Halifax Transit. Now, to take his amazingness over the top, he has constructed a festive, functional model of the ferries crossing the harbour. Your smiles and your costumes […]
Halifax Transit strikes out
It’s official… The new bus routes make commuting less convenient and were obviously thought up by people who don’t depend on buses. —Bad Mood Every Morning
On the way home
To the lady with red hair in Lower Sackville. Thank you for your nice words and I’m sorry I almost made you miss your stop, but I must admit I am a smidge confused. You came up and touched my arm and told me that “it takes great courage.” Thank you again, but I didn’t […]
Girl with luv
Every day, I fall a little more in love with you. I never expected to, but once I noticed the feeling creeping in, I was powerless to stop it. I don’t think you feel the same, nor are either of us in the place to begin a new relationship, even if you did. Maybe, one […]
Thank you for your energy
To the beautiful soul I shared a drink with at the airport, a seat in the rocking chairs and all those beautiful moments in between. I may never see you again, but the imprint you had on me will stay with me always. I want to stay with you in that other world. —Rock Girl
To all inconsiderate and stupid asshole pedestrians and bicyclists
Fuck you all inconsiderate asshole pedestrians who take their time traipsing the crosswalks. Your lazy asses may not be in any hurry to get to anywhere, but the people in the 10-deep lineup of cars waiting for you to cross the road certainly have somewhere to go. Also fuck you all inconsiderate and stupid bicyclists […]
“You know it, Fatty”
I was just walking across the street when a short little dweeb of a guy also crossing in the opposite direction passed me and said this rude comment: “You know it, Fatty!” I know what? Next time you try to disparage a girl, can you at least try to make sense? WTF, dude. You look […]
What’s wrong with “you people”?
Whether it is somebody saying “you people” in a context that appears discriminatory, or somebody seemingly making a broad generalization about hockey players being “bullies,” why is the immediate reaction of so many people in either of the instances to demand that offender to be removed from their chosen career or livelihood? I don’t agree […]
Gypsy cover band
Dancing to Fleetwood Mac, we chatted about your cool world tattoo and our love of the band and our mutual friend. Bass player is your cousin and I was rockin’ a moustache. Our moment was ruined by a drunk guy, and you had to leave. We should talk again. —Dancefloor Smitten
Jay walker
To the guy jay-walking in Spryfield with his dog on a cold and rainy night: That’s how you get hit, bro. I didn’t see you until the last second. Count your lucky stars that I did. And here’s a fun fact—you’re the one who’ll get the ticket, not me. A nice little added bit of […]

