If the two-hour memorial and the devastating sight of Paris Jackson wasn’t enough for you, head to Freak Lunchbox and fill your crying sack with the original Michael Jackson Pee Chee bubblegum and collectors’ cards. They’re from 1984, back when gloves were shiny and Jackson life was, well, “normal,” so I wouldn’t advise chewing that gum (note: it still looks pretty good, considering it’s 25 years old.
Here’s a taste:
Sad-clown Michael
Llama-loving Michael
Say, Say, Say Michael (that one’s for you, Paul)
This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.