This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
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This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
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AHAHAHA!!! Seriously this is the best thing i’ve ever heard. Vegi-sniper, you are my hero! I’d be your eggplant sidekick anytime.
An eggplant, good choice. I can appreciate the creativity – most people would just opt for a more common vegetable.
you know how avacodoes turns brown when exposed to the air…i’d make rotton quak! take that, you shit heads!
I am trying not to laugh so my boss won’t know I am on the net when I should be working, but after reading the eggplant bitch, I don’t think I can contain it any longer. I am going to go hide in the bathroom and laugh my head off.
this is the only time that im aware of where wasting food was hilarious