Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know John Mulaney is coming to the Rebecca Cohn in a couple days as part of his Kid Gorgeous tour. Both of his Thursday shows are sold out, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to provide you with some laughs at home (or, if you did manage to snatch up some tickets, consider this a primer). You’re welcome.

On Donald Trump:

On his wife:

On spam emails:

This article appears in May 4-10, 2017.

